I want this more than you trust

Oh they talkin mad shit lmao

facebook’s “marked safe from” alert (plain black text with a small blue flag) that says “marked safe from anyone I hooked up with being cast on love is blind minneapolis”

phew 😮‍💨 😌

Genuinely me the last three days

Lol I googled “theracane” and saw the image results and went “oh a crick stick??”

Should I start treating this app like my Instagram stories

Ummm okay wait this is starting to feel like the good twitter days 🥺

For a professional social media dipshit I am terrible at this app… pls tell who to follow I’m simply overwhelmed!

If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what to?
4. what do you do now professionally?

1. Band teacher (lmaooo)
2. Music education
3. Music (sans education)
4. Make instagrams for @minnesotaorchestra.org lolol

Guys I feel like such a boomer on this app