when you have had a loyalty test with DOGE you’ll understand lmao

attempting to revive my bsky presence bc I literally cannot take being on twitter anymore

YERF: YIMBY-Exclusionary Radical Feminist

In my hunter gatherer era

You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts

I just know the ghost of nancy reagan was doing something to mcconnell in that moment

Google is changing up search. What does that mean for news publishers? A shift to AI-generated search results will decrease the traffic that Google sends to publishers' sites, as more people get what they need straight from the Google search page instead.

Something very strange is happening to the Web. Finding something from the past on search engines is eroding. Atemporality replaced by an immediate, constantly vanishing, consumerist hyper-present. What we thought was an infinite Borges-ian library turning into Amazon checkout with a ticking clock…

3 otters with the center otter looking at the camera

Otter thoughts - Otters may be cute but they have shellfish motivations

You cannot learn posting. You must be afflicted by it. You must contract it like a bacterial infection.

'Learn posting?'

You make me sick. Youve already failed.

Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.

Logan Roy from Succession saying “I love you, but you are not serious posters”

seeing all my normal friends get on threads

sometimes I have this sense my code work in spite of me and not because of me

we should make a succession only feed

being the only one in the friend group on bluesky is so powerful,,,, I love gatekeeping

the wages of posting is the penalty of death

marzipan and the dark chocolate orange flavor are simply unmatched

my unironic favorite part of living in nyc is all the bodegas have ritter sport chocolate… u simply cannot find that stuff in the midwest

I know he’s gay but like,,,, imagine them as a power couple

george santos and caroline calloway are genuinely twin flames

george santos and caroline calloway are genuinely twin flames

the grimace mention in either/or makes me feel like I’m going insane

feeling the urge to hike the appalachian trail instead of going to grad school

and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?

there is no such thing as peanut allergies. lying for attention, however, does exist.

in retrospect I think it’s good I got my conspiracy theory content exclusively from buzzfeed unsolved as a teen otherwise I would’ve become an insane right winger

some people just understand that silk chiffon and pump it up belong on the same playlist and some people have no vibe

wait when were u in the netherlands

then again the enlightened online brain knows posting is an artistic practice and can include anything so long as u approach is with a Poster’s Spirit. when I leave stupid messages in my git commits at my soulless job that’s still posting adjacent

do I actually want to work on media or do I just want to get paid to post

I have no basis for this but I just know RFK is really into Andrew Huberman