trying to explain the crusades to guys who think murdering brown people is le epic bacon and thats basically the closest they come to sentient thought became 80% of my online activity for a while and to this day i dont know why i did that to myself
vavra is one of the funniest dudes on the planet. he sucks so bad but he also does genuinely care a lot about historical accuracy so basic acknowledgement of things that are true pisses off all the chuds that would otherwise be in his corner. everyone hates him hes got nothing but opps
i once had kitchen staff come out to me and ask to shake my hand
all u can eat buffets are the funniest business concept. the vast majority of people just cannot eat that much. they spend 60 bucks to walk in and barely consume two plates of food. u laugh all the way to the bank. u are basically running a scam until the moment my ass walks in the building
turns out this was the sleeper code to make whatever llm the dipshits running this place are using break the entire website sorry guys
*birthday boy voice* ey im boithday ere
i feel like this general sentiment is basically the typical modern paradox gsg experience
boy get them dang ears out the way i cant see the tv
some protests going on over here in ireland rn over the cost of fuel and its like. its eu farmer tier. bunch of conservatives chucking all their toys out of the pram bc they dont get everything they want forever. otoh though its rly pissing off micheál martin so who can truly say if its good or bad
like obviously theyre also typically extremely racist too and theres many other reasons youd look at these guys and go wow this dude straight up hates women but it really is just super funny how every pull is completely ooc. vast cathedrals of she would not fucking say that
im about to say something really stupid but one of the things about cuck guys is they really just do not have a very high opinion of women generally i think. like everything else aside the characters they pull for cuck shit are always cartman thanking you for asking for his pronouns tier
today is easter sunday exactly two years after this guy was probably born happy chud birthday to my stupid chud son (these are two pictures of him and not as u might expect two pictures of doodoo from a toilet)
part 2 the squeakquel
gotta spend the whole morning decrystallising this honey so i can spend the whole afternoon taking another swing at making mead that isnt shit
experiencing a patrick bateman business card moment while im out walking my dog and i meet a guy who introduces his own dogs name as turnip
try to eat your food faster also. people who struggle to feel full (hey) usually have to try slow down for the same reason you need to speed up. it takes a second for your body to trigger the full response, so you need to race against that
gallon of milk a day (or "gomad") used to be a meme back in the day for body builders but if you are struggling to put on mass it genuinely does help. you can flavour it with nesquik or whatever if having it straight seems difficult
i never call this guy a stupid chud who sucks and stinks like shit haha april fools
yanks calling mle "a thick cockney accent" is kind of like when someone says greek shit and roman shit is basically the same shit. like i mean yeah but you didnt actually know that fuck you
this post is stolen valour btw im a 33 year old cishet white man i have never encountered this because i do not regularly consume fanfiction. let me know if it hits
when the ship require both characters act so ooc theyre basically two different characters call that the ship of theseus
Following a catastrophe where all was lost. It's time to return to the basics. Miyazaki and Hashimoto, famous for starting the Ys series under Falcom, descend upon the SNES to invent the merger of Action RPG and Town Builder. (Kind of) Let's talk Soul Blazer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAQe...
i dont know if i mentioned this anywhere but u might have noticed i dont post about elfwyn much these days. some bullshit happened but dw shes living her best life in dublin with my brother, im up here housesitting rn while hes off shredding on the slopes of the swiss alps
why did this gym need an ai to generate that. how did they then think that it was good enough to hang up all over the locker room as is. how can you possibly run a business with a brain like that
playin poke of pia btw
gyaru bulbasaur and ara ara mommy venusaur make me really happy for reasons i cant expain tbh its just really endearing. in japanese this evo line is instantly female coded from how they speak and i love that, sucks that you really just cant translate that at all
realising i could probably genuinely walk 4 or 5 of these bastards if my brothers horrible rat daughter wasnt one of them
they should redefine jestermaxxing to not be about whatever stupid incel bullshit its about now and instead make it be about this kind of thing