Se ha caído tuiter? Avisadme cuando se caiga Elon de un octavo piso que tengo una botella reservada para esa.

hola doña claudia un gusto verla por aquí

sabroso

Bueno pues qué se cuece aquí

Esta vez no es su culpa pero nunca está de más decirlo

hola

Oleee enhorabuena 🙌

Algo que no se debe dejar pasar cuando llegue esta recesión, que va a llegar, es señalar que llegó de la mano de la mayoría del consenso económico, en la prensa y en la academia, en sus institutos y fundaciones, porque fueron los que dieron apariencia de respetabilidad a esta gentuza

see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.

Like maybe this seems dramatic but this entire thing is a new religion of evil. You can argue over existing belief systems but there is no major religion with a central belief that “it is wrong to care about people”. That’s these guys. That’s what they want you to think.

I am not downplaying it and have, indeed, been quite clear about how calamitous this could be. In fact, I quite literally wrote this in June of 2024.

El chistes me llaman, el bromas.

@liatelalia.bsky.social aclaro que va de jajás siempre y además me das una envidia insana.

Hacer esto y limitarse a cambiarle el nombre y la imagen a una carta que ya existe es de fake putofriki.

El texto es de una carta real

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

Romance? Ah, te refieres al disco de Fontaines DC editado en 2024 que contiene los hits "Starbuster" y "Favourite"

it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are

Este hilo. Gracias.

EL VIEJO PUTEST 🙏

ola ari

You could have just written something that's equivalent in artistic value to Beethoven's 9th.

You go up to your friend you've known for years-

"hey you listened to my thing yet?"

"haha, sorry getting around to it!"

"Haha no worries. it's really good tho"

"haha, yeah I'm sure it is!"

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot

Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer

Venus of Willendorf (?) banner on a museum with the text “this lady is waiting for you!”

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Looking forward to explaining to people in 5 years that their kid got polio because they put a guy with brainworms in charge of the FDA, not because they angered the The Corn Spirit they've been learning about on TikTok.

BLUSKAAAAAAI!!! PON CÍRCULOS COMO LOS QUE NOS QUITÓ EL NAZI DE TUITER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

The smart cow problem is the idea that a technically difficult task may only need to be solved once, by one person, for less technically-proficient group members to accomplish the task using an easily-repeatable method. The term is derived from the expression: "It only takes one smart cow to open the latch of the gate, and then all the other cows follow."