If it happens will it be considered Clavicular Manslaughter? 😁

Like that song from Grease 2. 😁

Those cheeks are for every season. 😍

I've always loved the name "Donovan" but these days I think if I needed a nickname I'd go with "Van". 😊

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🎈🎂🎈

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😍

Enchanting. 😊

I can't wait to get AARP because, with my health, it's my only chance at affordable life insurance. 😁

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

And you deserve all the attention. 😍

I don't know why you made this but I am so god damn grateful you did. 😊

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😊

Your ass is no joke. 😁

The master of unlocking herself🗝️🧟‍♂️☣️ (wip)

This nipple piercing got me acting up over here. 😍

Can't blame you. I, too, would like to feel you after your run. 😊

His slutty Santa in 54 is what really made me take notice of how hot happy trails are. 😁

And if you weren't totally sure, the next year he does 54.

Absolutely.

I definitely have that last one under control. Anyone messing with you and you investigation is going to get fucked up. 😊

@bambruns on Venmo

He's one of those guys who, if it weren't for lots of photographic evidence, you'd think was AI generated. 😁

I'm pretty sure. Here he is modeling more Awry stuff.

Impressed by both your cock and your cacti collection.🌵😍🌵

That ass is perfect. 😍

"Say". Sorry I was distracted. 😁

Congratulations! 😊

I'm kind of scared to admit this, but, beside the Temu-ass Pinhead, I didn't hate this movie.

This made me see "Ooh" out loud. 😍

He's so pretty. @hazelhoffman.bsky.social