Pff , cute . . .

[ A chuckle escaped his lips as both his hands came together to cup Lu's cheeks , gently giving them a squish . ]

You're sho kyuuuteee . . .

Mm . . . Good girl .

[ Now he's just experimenting to see what their reactions are like to this sort of praise . ]

. . . Oh ! Uh -

Y - You're welcome . . . 💧

I've seen what the Indigo Plateau looks like , and it's gonna take a lot of renovations if you ever want in-person attendance to be a part of it .

a pixel art of a pikachu standing on its hind legs . ALT: a pixel art of a pikachu standing on its hind legs .

[ Microwave noises . This is a visual representation of his mind right now . ]

Oh ! Uh -

Pokémon that excel in speed and power , basically .

Hm ? What do you mean ?

Not far off , honestly .

Also I was told that I was blocked ? Surely #she wouldn't quote to me if I was blocked .

Eh , ya' win some ya' lose some . I've got my own special ways of outright bypassing Trick Room's effects , but it's kinda inconsistent and only works with my fastest Pokémon .

:0?

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Plus , a little hit and run action never hurt anyone .

My strategy ? Keep 'em guessin' .

My focus is generally on speed and power , but I also tend to add defensive evasion techniques and unusual battlefield control to make up for my lack of defensive options .

I also let my Pokémon make their own decisions mid-fight . Keeps foes on their toes .

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Uhh , wait right 'ere .

[ Disappears for a second before appearing with another cup of iced coffee . ]

Here ya' go , mate .

[ Voyd will remember this . ]

Oh ! Heh . . .

[ Gently stroking the back of their hair , letting his fingers glide through their locks . ]

I didn't expect ya' to answer t' that well . Heh , learn something new everyday .

I didn't think you'd

Probably , though none of my Pokémon can naturally learn how to manipulate Aura , at least I think so . . .

Uh . . . This is mine ? I could get ya' one if you want . . . 💧

If I was a musician , I'd have a song about a Wooper .

What genre ? Who knows .

Heh .

Pff . Good kitty .

[ Giving her more pats . He wonders how she'll respond to being called that . . . ]

Heh .

[ Giving them a pat on the head . ]

oh my god i can't believe that worked —

Hm . . .

pspspspspspspspsps

I mean , ya' blocked me , yet you're still interacting with me .

Strange . . . 🤔

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I know what you are .

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Man , I don't know what any of this means . I just let my Pokémon aura farm and hope my anime logic prevails .

Man , this new episode of Toxic Yuri Adventures is lit .

[ Eating a whole chili dog while watching this . ]

Absolute cinema , I tell ya' .