i love starting with "lots of strange reactions to this game" and following that up with the strangest reaction yet

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An illustration featuring a black cat with the text “my cat will live forever”

Guaranteed.
An ode to Alfie.
Prints: www.sonnyross.com/shop/forever
#cats #illustration

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

it’s true that the residents of hole (dorohedoro) are always talking about how miserable and dirty hole (dorohedoro) is and are also visibly downtrodden in basically every way but it feels like the perfect place to hang out and watch your cousin play halo

Smoking cheeses will make you probably insanely popular at the function

There will be lots of discourse on this focused on the egregious hypocrisy of the MAGA crowd endlessly complaining about Biden admin "jawboning" of Big Tech

But imo the real story here is that Apple and Google's app store monopoly is a gift to dictators and a human rights nightmare.

Baudrillard wrote that the shock of 9/11 was not that it was unthinkable, but that it was the ultimate object of the American fantasy and the shock was having the fantasy realized it. This is how I feel on seeing the post "Mr. Met is an antisemite," towards which we have always been headed.

I know there’s more serious things going on in the world but: MASSIVE cop-out not calling it “The Search For More Money.” This cute video they made doesn’t undo that. They had a gag that could have had a 40 YEAR payoff and they blew it!!!

Bananas don't even get visibly ripe anymore they just sit there fully green until one day they're all looking at you like this

Los Angeles Times Parachutist Dies in Fall at Yosemite's El Capitan L.A. Times Archives Oct. 23, 1999 12 AM PT FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK — A parachutist plunged to her death off Yosemite's most forbidding peak Friday during a protest of park rules banning such jumps.

they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

Snake Plissken saying “Get a new president”

Steve Harvey upon hearing about the Roman public toilets:

They did HWHAT with the sponge?! With wine?!

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

Happened to me except it was the fuel line

I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that

Buccees men's room is so palatial. Its like walking into a roman bath without as much gay sex.

screenshot of the "Michael Clayton" entry on Criterion Channel for April 2026

It's real: Michael Clayton is on the Criterion Channel.

A screenshot shows a social media post with two sections. The top section contains a comment from a user, and the lower section displays a tweet from Pop Crave. The tweet includes a cropped image of Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, one wearing a light-colored shirt and the other with long dark hair. Their faces are obscured by rectangles. The background is plain and light-colored. The tweet says: what the land sees when you acknowledge it.

I've laughed waaaaaay more at this than I should have.

Oh my god, I love content! I love consuming content!

BREAKING NEWS: A 23-year-old boy is driving away in a thin car. Watch live:

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

Good news you need to make another frame production line ij next phase anyway

extremely wise words from our dear machitan: