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We really missed out by never casting Tim Curry as James Bond.
A smiling woman in a swimsuit. The suit s color-blocked in purple and turquoise with black side panels. The cups have a medial downward-slanting triangle of purple, next to a block of turquoise, topped with a downward-slanting stripe of pink. The whole effect is to make her torso look like an angry (or at least disapproving) cartoon character.
Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff girls. Pic is unrelated
The left one is Mojo and the right one is Jojo
A stunning brown tabby reclines, squinting. All four paws are up cutely.
I mean, would you look at this cat.
A photo from Shohei Ohtani's Instagram Shohei Ohtani yells as Francisco Alvarez, with eyes wide open, prepares to catch a ball from Craig Kimbrel. Things did not go as planned as the two look to be preparing for the worst. No baseball players were harmed in the making of this photo.
This photo posted by Shohei Ohtani 😮
swirlies. Per Slash Film, Einbinder shared a pointed message directed at Al creators during a recent Hacks season-five press conference. "You are a loser," she said. "You will never be cool. And you probably had a rolly backpack in high school. I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush." Einbinder, who concluded her acceptance speech at last year's Emmys by saying, "Go Birds, fuck ICE, and free Palestine," didn't sugarcoat her stance when she described people who generate Al content. She noted that she doesn't consider them to be artists or creatives. "They've wanted their whole lives to be special. And they're not special," she said. "They're trying to rob real creative people of our gifts. And you can't. And even if you try, you will never be cool. You guys suck. No one likes you. Anyone who's near you is because they crave power and access over any ethical standard."
TY Hannah Einbinder
What did Christy ever do to him
Overheard in my living room: "Little Shop of Horrors 2: This One Drinks Piss”
We've been encouraging ours to die with zero; better they should enjoy it than EoL care extracts it all. I've always assumed we're getting nothing.
hee hee hee
(Here's where it comes from)
When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art
If I were assigned to surprise someone with the greatness of a movie they'd never considered, I'm going Arsenic and Old Lace every time
The face of a woman having a UTI
Only in New York, am I right? Only in New York does Bruno Kirby get to sniff Carrie Fisher's perfume, let alone Billy Crystal bagging Meg Ryan. Only in New York, people
Superman (2025) is such a frickin' treat, y'all
No kings but Mrs. King
Two seafoam green cubes under a whiteboard reading OTTOMANS 2 AVAILABLE 50 EACH $95. The listing title is "Soft stools"
selling the sizzle
Close-up of what I assume is Jesus's stepdad in the background, looking like he's not buying this jacked infant any more than he bought the virgin birth thing
They call him Skeptical Joe
balding man wearing a vest marked POLICE ICE spending his one wild and precious life being ignored by travelers as he unnecessarily instrusts them how to exit an escalator
wave that fucking paw at me chud I will break it off
We went to a comedy show that started at 10 and all the comedians apologized
Thank you for the text for tonight's dramatic reading, freaking out my child, for the purpose of
If you think I'm reposting this specifically because of you, you're right.
we ARE the advice industry and yet!! the point stands!
Shoulda already won for Da 5 Bloods
Demi Moore wearing an explosion of big black feathers
The tributes to Catherine O'Hara continue
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
Too respectful to creepshot, but I hope Abuela in the SpongeBob T clipping her coupons on the red line to downtown has a fantastic day
A cabbage as seen in the margins near Lake Ontario is surging upward with vegetal horniness to thrive. I’m not kidding. There’s roots and all.
I don’t know who needs to hear this.
But it’s Wild Cabbage Emerging From Mud Season, you can also erupt from the dirt with purple pornographic zeal to unfurl your freaky shit.
You got this.
Nobody sweeping. NOBODY SWEEPING.
But but but Ricky Schroeder had a train