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Posts by neocow

its more fucking infantalization of younger gens

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IT'S MOON CHILD (WHOA OH OH OH)

YOU GOT THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND 🟢

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Day 3 of telling people to go follow @patrickhwillems.bsky.social because he deserves a million subscribers. I've never met him. This campaign is simply because I'm a fan of his work and wish him the best. What's your favorite essay from him? TELL ME!

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Realizing US citizens paid $166 Billion in illegal tariffs and now it’s being refunded back to corporations instead of us.

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Been around a while tho translation quality varies as ever

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A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”

A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”

a quick comic about “lesbian”

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A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Comic drawn in pencils.

The first panel shows police officers facing a tough looking woman in a leather jacket. She has a scar in her face and black hair. The police officer in the front is questioning her at gun point: "We found your newspaper ad about 'Assassination Services'! Care to explain?"

Second panel. The woman points at the newspaper page and answers "Ethical Assassination! For every murder..."

Third panel. "...I plant a tree!" She gestures proudly at a little forest.

Fourth panel. The police officer stares and says "That's a lot of trees!"

Fifth panel. He smiles and continues "I appreciate what you do for the environment." He shakes the woman's hand.

Sixth panel. He still smiles and shakes her hand, but now has a knife stuck in his chest.

Comic drawn in pencils. The first panel shows police officers facing a tough looking woman in a leather jacket. She has a scar in her face and black hair. The police officer in the front is questioning her at gun point: "We found your newspaper ad about 'Assassination Services'! Care to explain?" Second panel. The woman points at the newspaper page and answers "Ethical Assassination! For every murder..." Third panel. "...I plant a tree!" She gestures proudly at a little forest. Fourth panel. The police officer stares and says "That's a lot of trees!" Fifth panel. He smiles and continues "I appreciate what you do for the environment." He shakes the woman's hand. Sixth panel. He still smiles and shakes her hand, but now has a knife stuck in his chest.

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oh hey speaking of my overly literal joke and having a favorite tree for 18 years happy autism awareness month

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I disagree to that, for lower decks.

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criterion:
Goa'uld are infighting, parasitic, potential for rapid growth, held back by their aspirations to power/own goals
Asgardians are insular, but mostly affable; unique set of morals; attempt to be self-sustaining, but actually need outside help(survival and get over their own shit); likable

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Playing X? I'll Show You Something Interesting meme

Calvins dad: Sorting aliens? I'll show you something interesting. 
Calvins dad: All alien species break down into Goa'uld and Asgardians, Sith? Goa'uld, Ewoks? Asgardians. Ori? Goa'uld Jaffa, Asgardians.

Calvin: Yeah…

Calvins dad:  Vulcans? Asgardians, Romulans? Despite being the same species as Vulcans, are Goa'uld.
Borg?  Goa'uld. Ferengi? Despite sharing all traits with Goa'uld, are Asgardians. 

In the last panel, calvin is haunted while flopped on his bed with a cursed expression. 

By @neocow.bsky.social
Original comic and art by Bill Watterson published on On June 5th, 1990

Playing X? I'll Show You Something Interesting meme Calvins dad: Sorting aliens? I'll show you something interesting. Calvins dad: All alien species break down into Goa'uld and Asgardians, Sith? Goa'uld, Ewoks? Asgardians. Ori? Goa'uld Jaffa, Asgardians. Calvin: Yeah… Calvins dad: Vulcans? Asgardians, Romulans? Despite being the same species as Vulcans, are Goa'uld. Borg? Goa'uld. Ferengi? Despite sharing all traits with Goa'uld, are Asgardians. In the last panel, calvin is haunted while flopped on his bed with a cursed expression. By @neocow.bsky.social Original comic and art by Bill Watterson published on On June 5th, 1990

Sorting aliens "Playing X? I'll Show You Something Interesting" meme. Original text by me
Original comic and art by Bill Watterson published on On June 5th, 1990

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zelda spinoff where you death stranding around the map as Beedle. I see it, a perfect vision.

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the governments of the world are all bending over backwards to avoid regulating social media platforms to the point they're now trying to regulate literally everyone on the planet instead. it's absurd

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Vertebrates WISH they could pull off this look.

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I do think a lot about the term "animal husbandry" and what it implies about the status of a person wedded to a husband

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Funnily enough this isn’t a live service model it’s a buy and play 5v5

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It’s not even a live service model it’s a buy and play lol

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once every website has cooked up some form of age verification sellers of adult products will finally be able to work without interference, right?

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Yeah, thats a decent doctor.

Often, women get "oh you're just making it up" sort of shit, or have to prove they have their own issues, over and over.

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The Astro Bot game is such a damnation of the Sony corporation, as if they roast themselves. They show they can publish a great, Nintendo-style family experience, and also all these franchises they're tied to, and they do none of this since.

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this is why i like moba stuff, if i can learn enough, i can be competent/better than many others, without being good at the game.

I can just Know Better

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thats not counting learning it, or getting good at it.

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bluesky doesn’t work anymore so it’s okay to post what’s been stuck in my head all day:

oooh baby do you know what that’s worth?
oooh heaven is a dick with girth

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