Just diapin’ it with the fellas

“Enjoy”?

Or an absolutely blazing 7-minute track on an Art Blakey album

Bite party casus belli

CJ McCalm

Orion is way too big tonight. Whoever's messing with the sliders, cut it out.

Gives you the chance to yell “You can’t do this to me!!!” at a room full of board members, always a highlight

“Two US and two Mexican officials die in Chihuahua car crash”

He’s sorry ok???

Get it right. It’s Gurglinburglyshire.

BlueSky think he me

V good tweet

Me: 198[muffled]-April 18, 2026: I have no opinion about the Buffalo Sabres.

Me, after watching the Martin Samuelsson goal and crowd explosion a billion times: I will lay down my life for the Buffalo Sabres.

God, I’d hope so — driving a bus in 80 mph winds sounds like a liability nightmare

Thornadoes

The hero Mark Wahlberg wishes he was.

The heat index is currently 51 degrees higher than tonight’s forecasted low. This cold front is bringing Thor’s hammer with it.

2007 FENWAY PIZZA INCIDENT YouTube video by Gary Marbry

RIP to Garrett Anderson, who won a World Series for the Haloes and was a precipitating force in the greatest fan-on-fan incident in the history of baseball:

Pete Weber, heading into the 10th frame of a 300… and he’s eating the bowling ball now. Jesus Christ.

He just started popping up on my IG the other day… legit hilarious

@adamj.bsky.social I feel like you need this mug #It'sAHotJuan bsky.app/profile/dang...

There’s got to be a better way to tweet that.

More like BlewSky because these servers suck

This website has been talking about people I refuse to learn about using words I refuse to learn lately and I think that’s enough of that

Never knew the pull Panchero's sponsorships had with people's emotions.

I actually donate to the Swarm at the "ethnic slurs in comments" tier, so any attempts to censor me are woke communism

Plenty. Loser behavior.

Hawkeye fans emptying their diapers in Addie Deal’s comments, Christ almighty

That… that’s just not the Live Nation I know.

fellas, we're supposed to be spending that money on drugs and guitar pedals

I’m sure the NCAA will be their favoritest pet, though.