This could be us but you look at me and see red flags.

This could be us but our pieces don’t fit into each other

This could be us but I’m not calling you “Great,” Dane

This could be us but you never shower

This could be us but none of us are insufferable douchebags.

This could be us but….. but, I’m sorry. This is terrifying me!

This could be us but I don’t get it🤷‍♂️

Privacy hedge

This could be us but you never bathe

This could be us but you’re a bootlicker.

This could be us but we’re still recognizable.

This could be us but we’re not political has-beens desperate for continued attention.

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This could be us but I don’t have that much wood.

This could be us but you’re not GRRRRRRRREEEAT!

BOOOOO

This could be us but you don’t want anyone who’s hung like a mouse.

This could be us but apparently you’re a size queen, @peachiikimaf.bsky.social , and so my cock will surely disappoint

This could be us but lopping my head off is not the way to win my affection.

This could be us but I’m not one of the greatest hockey players the world has ever seen.

This could be us but, ew either way

This could be us but maybe not publicly, like I’m a tourist attraction.

This could be us but you seem to be confused about what I meant when I suggested you take up pole dancing.

This could be us but you’re only allowed 10 whacks, Lizzy

This could be us but I TOLD YOU, THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO LEARN HOW TO SKATE!!!

Ok. Nobody’s picking up the slack. Back to my old ways. I’ll do ALL the work.
Man, you guys are lazy

This could be us but you’re not into exhibitionism in the park.

This could be us but _____?

This could be us but _______?

This could be us but _____?

This could be us but my pole isn’t nearly so long and shiny

“This could be us but the logical conclusion to sticking one's tongue on a frozen flagpole? So to speak? As it were? Prithee?”

Hmmm.
Sorry. That’s awful