I dare you to get that song out of your head

I think it's a combination of the live performances over the past year being so hot, there not being a remix album for almost 20 years and the remixes themselves being Pretty Great.

But also "More like a nonja" is 10/10 screenwriting

With Tim Cook stepping down in September maybe we can get Apple software worth a damn again.

Day one

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

holy shit

Let's hear it for lima beans. Easily a top five bean.

They’ve taken so much from us.

Pizza party and Rando's let's go

Same but 2007

Oh my god we get it

Ah, you’ve entered your “Oh my god we get it” phase. Congrats!

Man, I haven't thought about Tonetta in *years*

This album will make you want to punch god

I'd give quite a lot for a version of Snow Leopard that had recent security and network fixes and that's it.

I wish you could’ve seen me gasp when Memorabilia started up during that show

Buddy, I feel like I could punch god listening to this album.

Shit, it’s Thomas Kincaid. Still, the point stands and it’s funny I goofed his name.

Like, at least Joseph Kincaid actually painted those canvases y’know? And if something’s got me defending that guy, you know it sucks.

Do it, Chicago Pope.

Hey I know that place! Here’s my digital shot from last October.

Hell yeah Tara! Congrats!!

He got a fave out of me leave me alone!!!

Nicholas

Brother, same. But twenty years of depression lol

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

A few shots from over the weekend.