Looks like the DUDE 44 PR bought the A-10 another year

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U.S. ambassador to Mexico only identifies the dead Americans as “U.S. Embassy personnel.”

hmmm…

MSY isn’t even a “liminal” space it’s more a “drinking 24/7 is expected and maybe even required by law” space

correct, airports are liminal spaces

and now Taylor Trammell (backup CF for the injured Jake Meyers) is exiting the game with an injury from … taking a step? turning around? for fucks sake this season is cursed

The early to the airport vs. late discourse is unhinged and I love it, give me more

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me from now until September

baseball is a dumb sport (Arrighetti is a strikeout machine tho)

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Summary:
- the backup utility infielder who can’t hit is hurt, so
- called up another utility IF who REALLY can’t hit*, and
- #2 starter is out until ~July (optimistically)

* did you know OPS+ can go into NEGATIVE numbers, bc IT CAN

I steadfastly refuse

To be clear— J.P. France is Not Good. And they haven’t used him as a starter THIS year. But they are scraping the bottom of the barrel for pitchers and have a ton of outfielders who can’t hit already so why add another one (who also can’t hit)?

⚾️ The Astros, in the midst of an acute shortage of non-injured starting pitchers, DFA a starting pitcher to put a 10th outfielder on the roster. Hmm.

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Folding it up and stuffing it in your pocket where nobody can see it is actually a perfect metaphor

huh, turns out “unleashing woke ROE” or whatever doesn’t make UGFs or mobile launchers any easier to hit

this explains a lot

they made a whole movie out of it with Tom Hanks and everything

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YES THAT IS HIS NAME

ORBIT THE ASTRO

oh my GOD

Over the train tracks, god damn lol

RT @MLBStats: Yordan Alvarez has been one of the best bats so far 💪

8 HR (T-1st in MLB)
19 RBI (T-3rd in MLB)
.495 OBP (1st in MLB)
.783 SLG (1st in MLB)

The defense secretary is derisively comparing the media to a maligned group of rabbinic Jews, the FBI director is denying reports of drunkenness on the job, the vice president is in a two-front theological war with the pope and Erika Kirk, Donald Trump is still president, and gas is $4. Happy Friday

hell yeah lol

I once had an army dentist named Major Decay

I haven’t read the free restaurant bread one yet but I will