sad realization i think the first song by a punk band i liked was bonzo goes to bitburg

the most fucked up thing about bluesky is they dont even own the domain

I haven't skated in so long just watching grown men say YEAHHEHH for each other rolling down ramps is making me wheeze

brick and mortar retail seems to be impossible at all levels but then you see shops that sell christmas decorations year round and have apparently bulletproof business models

it's NOT okay to say in my presence

noticing an uptick in people saying the h word (h*pster) again. we really are repeating the early o's

"no weapons formed against me shall prosper," i say before stepping on a rake, the handle hits me in the jewels, i fall to my knees and into a booby trap down a flight of stairs, where i roll into a cannon that shoots me into a field of cacti, a hook from the sky lowers and lifts me into a wedgie

when ya son low key gorgeous with it >>>>>

the madonna unc has logged on... this era of madonna really cannot be beat #damn

THIS artist is the reason we got Slenderman, Five Nights at Freddys, and the Conjuring universe

turned off location sharing after getting back from new york so my friends cant see i don't go anywhere ever

ios emojis got me thinking hold up maybe society did get too woke

need a finding your roots episode with everyone thats ever had a germs burn

rob brink is exposing some abysmal behavior but guys with savior complexes... red flag. sound of freedom skateboarding edition

living in the north is unnatural

deciding between drinking beer and working out..... yeah this is what we call the stone cold steve austin lifestyle

it's quite an achievement that Chad Muska lived in racquetball glasses and a tank top for a whole year

explain it me like i'm 5,000. I have roamed the earth for 5 millennia, and will be here for many more but I can't understand how to sell my wares on Facebook Marketplace. my crude pottery did gangbusters in the year -3,000

adding someone as a friend on facebook in 2025 is darksided

spent 5 minutes on etsy and i became a retvrn guy

Shiva Nataraja, c. 1100, bronze.

Rockachu, c. 2025, 3d printed

has anybody figured out how to make 3d printed objects not look weird and shitty yet. why do they always have that nasty quality to them

trying to coach people at work that you can get your message across faster in corporate environments when you preface everything with oompa loompa doopity doo

this is my version of the washed up high school qb reminiscing about the last time his life was good

pretty much until I was about 21 I would fuck with guys kicking us out of skate spots and say, oh you're gonna hit a minor?! watching them about to stroke out. worked every time

being 16-17 is really powerful because you have 90% of the faculties and physicality of an adult, but face 5% of the consequences. e.g. you could punch any adult but they can't punch you. it's like you're an off duty police officer for 2 years

i was hoping i would be too low t to bald but instead i'm low t and bald

somehow believed i would never go bald when my dad is bald, his dad was bald, my mom's dad was bald, all her brothers are bald

when marilyn manson dies and goes to hell the devil is going to give him extra ribs

went bald before i could grow a beard which apparently will be never. my eyebrows however are growing rapidly