Do I have to give my cat something for bosses day?

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]

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My magnificent beef has been refused so many times. Y’all are on notice. You know who you are.

Love this, and all of hers that I have read.

Skinner meme: ARE WE OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MEANING OF CHRISTIANITY? NO, IT'S THE POPE WHO'S WRONG.*

This hand basket is a lot more roomier than I thought it would be.

Someone just walked past my house whistling. So obviously they just murdered someone, right?

goodbye avocados, I think I’ll miss you the most

Finn and Fern did their best!

Love it! Same with Finn and Fern. Plus lizards on the windowsill are a fun bonus!

Awesome! That’s a great find. It’s next on my list.

I can’t believe we have to spring forward the clocks this weekend. It’s been a hell of a year so far.

Fern was exhausted from working all day herself.

Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.”

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Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl

Finn agrees!

Some people are saying that might be the most perfect tap they’ve ever seen.

You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books.
You don’t have to finish bad books. #BookSky

I only get 8 on Overdrive. Ugh!

What if--and hear me out now--being born American doesn't make you a better person than someone who was not born American?

Same!

Watching them shred the potato mascot to make hash browns after this bowl game is going to be gruesome and delicious. #famousidahopotatobowl

Thanks, Donk! #bluecrew

💙 Thanks, Donk!

I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them

Just got them all. Thanks for sharing!

Roll Tide, everyone! Hopefully I don’t need my hat for good luck. #RollTide #Caturday

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Can the Russians call in a bomb threat to someone’s house?