JSalari - Twitch 🔴Live, Laugh, LMAO, it's Wednesday 💖

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Hello, pay attention to me for the next couple of hours please
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I finished listening to the audiobook of "Bullshit Jobs: A Theory" by the late David Graeber

An exceptional book that explores a frequently ignored aspect of our lives: how in our pursuit to create jobs just so people can prove they belong in society, we abandoned the idea of meaningful work.

JSalari - Twitch 🔴Let's do some hardcore furniture arranging [High level gameplay]

The horrors persist, and so does my stupid stream
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JSalari - Twitch I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.

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Don't know about you, but I would rather watch a 3 hour video narrated by someone with a monotone voice than a 10 minute video with an "upspeak" vocal inflection, where everything they say sounds like a question.

For real though, it's a pretty damn good function. You don't have to put a separate baking tray in there and fill it with water to make steam, and the fan in the oven circulates it around evenly. No heat dead spots, just great crusts.

Where am I in life right now? Well, thank you for asking; yesterday I got really excited about using the steam bake function on our oven for the first time when making bread.

So yeah, things are pretty wild.

Any graphic designer will tell you that if you know how to apply a stroke or drop shadow to something in Photoshop then you're basically qualified for any job in the field

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Hey gamers, I'll be playing some Monster Hunter Stories 3, which just launched today! It's like Pokemon, but good, and not horribly rushed to market.

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I just learned how to properly fold a fitted sheet, so I'm riding on a bit of an adrenaline high right now, I'm sure you understand

JSalari - Twitch 🔴It's our 10-year wedding anniversary! Come say hello and hi 💍

Hey bozo, come hang out with me, I'm gonna be trying out Esoteric Ebb - AKA: fantasy Disco Elysium

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Thank you to @elysiumtan.bsky.social for the adorable illustration

Me and my wife on our wedding day under a gazebo in front of a large pond, with a rainbow on the left side.

A drawing of two cats with the text "According to them, year ten is the "treats for the kitties" year. Happy 10th anniversary Mr & Mrs Salari! - Tande"

Today my wife and are are celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. It's hard to believe it's been this long that we've been married, and I've been living in America. @dsalari.bsky.social brought happiness and love into my life in ways I didn't think were possible, and I'll be forever grateful.

JSalari - Twitch 🔴It's our 10-year wedding anniversary! Come say hello and hi 💍

My wife and I are celebrating our wedding anniversary later, but in the meantime, let's hang out

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Here I go

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Does anyone have any suggestions for how to contact our family in Iran? We last spoke to them on the day of the attacks, but communications have been cut off since. Are there any other channels that can be used just to see if they're alright?

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to contact our family in Iran? We last spoke to them on the day of the attacks, but communications have been cut off since. Are there any other channels that can be used just to see if they're alright?

Kitten's synchronized sunbathing

JSalari - Twitch 🔴Building a mechanical music box 🎻

Hey, I'm building a working music box model today, so come hang out with me
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I discovered my phone has a magic eraser function, so I started with something important.

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My friends, it's that time again. Come, save me from myself

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Yakuza Fans Have Already Replaced Teruyuki Kagawa In Kiwami 3 With Hamazaki's Original Model Yakuza Kiwami 3 fans have already removed Teruyuki Kagawa from their games, replacing him with a restored version of Hamzaki's original model.

The Yakuza/Like a Dragon fandom really is great. Some champion went out of their way to make a mod which brings back the original likeness of Goh Hamazaki, after RGG studios disappointingly ignored their fan's pleas to not cast known sex pest Teruyuki Kagawa.

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Hey lovers come, spend this Galentine's Day with me - the sexiest boy on Twitch (as you can tell), as I play the season finale of The Wolf Among Us

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That is... a bit baffling. It's not even a good method because it wouldn't cook the chicken's surface as well, especially if it has skin on. It's another one of those things where some people are oddly reluctant to follow instructions, even though it's easy enough 😩

Sure, but for the sake of responsibility and not just engagement, I feel it should be titled something along the lines of "Here's why you should preheat your oven every time".

A YouTube thumbnail with the title "do you really need to pre-heat the oven?"

I'll save you 10 minutes: Yes. You absolutely do need to preheat your oven. Baking instructions account for the amount of time spent AT temperature, not however long it takes to REACH it

I haven't watched the video, but this shouldn't even be a question unless you want to flirt with food poisoning.

It's stream time, so don't disappoint Curie and not show up. She holds grudges.

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If you'd like to make this cat happy, then watch my stream. I'm going live right now:

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