I couldn't help myself

Please put that back. We’re not down with math 1 yet.

just invented math 2

saw Cave of Forgotten Dreams and those 30,000 year old cave paintings. today reading passages from Beowulf in Old English and Classical Chinese texts on Zhuangzi, over thousands of years old. so comforting in turbulent times to try to connect with long-ago humans also trying to figure out just what the hell is going on

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

And much we could learn

theres much i could teach an owl

They’re calling them giant pervert glasses for nerds who love jacking off, and no, no one is buying them. Will they still change the world?

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

The Teletubby Sun Is All Grown Up! And It Thirsts For Blood

took the pills that are supposed to help me stop freaking out

Did you stop freaking out?

bread being cut with a laptop

it’s called being resourceful

If you don’t tell her she’s beautiful, some married refinery worker on Facebook will.

If you don’t tell her she’s beautiful, some random man at the gas station will

Mikes Hard Milk

Men yelling indistinctly

TFW people are fighting in your mentions

Lazy Big Worm can still happen if people want it bad enough

Pronouncing “turntables” like a Mr. Beast-branded food product.

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things

looking good sir

longing for simpler times (like back when Bart Simpson was the spokesman for Butterfinger)

What you have to understand is that the United States started a war, almost immediately lost it, then began the laborious process of negotiating against itself, and is now settling into the secondary denial phase …

US Southern Command: On April 19, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED

We murdered three more people in boats today

medium: the spirits are speaking
ouija board: K I L L Y O U R S E L F
me: is that good

higher protein slim jim called thick rick

what more can be said

Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion

gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.

gender failure gonzo

U.S. Navy destroyer repeatedly warned an Iranian-flagged cargo ship to stop over a six-hour period on Sunday before firing on the ship's engine room, disabling the Iran-bound vessel to allow helicopter-borne Marines to board and seize it, U.S. Central Command said in a statement. When the crew of the Touska, the Iranian ship, ignored the American warnings, a destroyer fired its MK 45 gun into the cargo ship's engine room, Central Command said. On Sunday, Marines from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit were conducting a search of the vessel, which is now in American custody. 1 hour ago

One of the most blatant examples of sane-washing I've ever seen from the NYT.

This was an unarmed cargo vessel in international waters, crewed by noncombatants!