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BREAKING: Following the killing of Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran has named Pedofillah Trumpenei as their new Supreme Leader.

No apologies needed! 🤣

If you're watching the State of the Union Address tonight (I won’t be) and want to play a game at the same time, Trump Crash Out Bingo can be a fun way to keep your attention! Who will be the first to yell, 'BINGO!'?

We all know how this ends, right? TACO

BREAKING: to commemorate her eye-opening testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee yesterday, Mattel releases new limited edition Pam Bondi Barbie.

So... the concept of a deal?

No Golden Dome for Canada The Golden Dome purports to defend North America against incoming missiles by placing interceptors in space, but the technical challenges are enormous, the costs astronomical, and the strategic risks ...

you.leadnow.ca/petitions/no...

Opposite, I would say. He is turning his own opinions into the new laws and norms of the country.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

What's up with this bullshit?

Tearing into a national landmark to build a gaudy ballroom like it’s another Mar-a-Lago add-on. Sheer arrogance - treating the White House like a Trump-branded hotel renovation is staggering.

It’s not “America First.”

It’s Trump Tower: Washington "FUGLY" Edition.

Opportunistic dickhead Miller is likely lying and using that lie to further his / tRump's agenda.

Hmmmm? 🤔 He almost seemed sincere... 🙄

Today is the 5th annual "Running of the Pedos" at Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida.

#DonaldTrump #Epstein

The Series finale is gonna be lit

Just when you thought it was safe to enter the Miss Teen USA Pageant again...

#DonaldTrump

I found the files!

The list has been released! Odd use of a sharpie?

New team name suggested along with a new mascot!

Sméagol / Gollum, or in tRump's case 'Smegma', has his Precious and won't share his Epstein list with the nasty MAGA Hobbitses...