TW: Disturbing content

Yooo what’s popping

AND??

WHY IS THAT COW MAJESTIC?!

Is that a Failboat reference?

“Well if you remember, give me a call!”

“That’s it?! YOU’VE GOTTA SHOW ME HOW YOU BUILT THESE. THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY. IT COULD CHANGE THE UNIVERSE.”

“I CAME AS SOON AS I SAW THE PICTURES! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO INVENT AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF BUNKERS??”

“Yeah! It fits you perfectly if you ask me!”

“How about… Fayola?”

“Well let’s see. You’re a kitsune humanoid with green hair…

You’re VERY TALL. Maybe 9 feet I assume.

And you’re… well, an alien…”

“Hey, no pressure! We all make mistakes. In fact, why don’t we give you a new name?”

“It’s usually a female human.”

“Oh… I see…”

“By the way, why do you call yourself The Man when you look and speak like a woman? No offense.”

“Oh. It was about you finding Jack, right?”

“Wait. You mean it wasn’t a dream?”

“HEY! You’re that Fox Girl I had a dream about the other day!”

“…”

“That’s your re- err… nickname I have to you, Sketch!”

“OH THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE OKAY, JACK!”

“I’ve never been so worried in my life. He could be anywhere across the fabric of reality. Please, if you’ve seen him, let me know. He’s my best friend after all. Thank you.”

“Hey guys. Pointer here. You’re all probably wondering what happened to Sketch. And to answer that, I don’t know. He just disappeared without a trace. He left no note of where he is. He even managed to remove the tracking device I surgically implanted.”

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒔, .

#SFWRP #OCRP #MVRP

“What is gooning?”

“YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.”

“Damn…”

“You said you were bi. So this could actually work out!”

🤝

“…for calling you a demon…”

(Under his breath)
“Even though you are one…”

(Annoyed sigh)

“I’m sorry…”