I don’t think Alex really gets it, yet.

Well, of course they are. She’s a woman, for Pete’s sake. It’s plain as day. I have no time or patience for anyone who says otherwise. She’s a cunt, but she’s still a woman.

I haven’t seen anyone calling her a man. I guess I just don’t follow assholes.

I’m pretty confident it will not. Cuz the rest of the entire world learned that lesson. Chis, on the other hand, did not.

Poor babies.

I’m allergic to it, too! Hives, my throat closes up - no bueno. And antihistamines and I are not on good terms.

Fire them.

Tucker’s having a sad. Tough tarts.

I want my money back. I ultimately paid the damn tax, I should get it back. Fuck Walmart and Nike and the other big corporations who will get a windfall and line their pockets.

He likes dead soldiers?

They can park in Jersey.

And I dare say, the dancing will be a whole lot peppier!

The only thing I want to do with that monstrous atrocity is tear it down. If it ever gets built.

I keep getting these. And I’m like, wait, isn’t the cloud never full?

Yup.

So much joy!

He’s like a cat who brings a dead mouse home as a gift and can’t understand why you’re not thrilled.

It really is amazing that he can’t understand that people aren’t going to like him just because he builds a ballroom.

I remember.

No shit.

Well, Tucker, I expect you to vote for Democrats and help fix the clusterfuck you had a hand in creating. Otherwise, apology not accepted.

I thought he was.

How will we survive.

I had a cat who had one kitten. It was so cool and he was so cute!

I’m so excited!

Working on that.

Gross but, of course they were.

Heaven forbid.

Why did you and Kirsten vote to fund Israel’s continuing genocide?

Holy fucking shitballs.