If it were digestible, it would be -so- calorie rich. Don't think for a second I haven't thought about this before lol

Gastro-intentional

When you get out to pump gas and realize your brain broke and it is on the other side of the car

Meanwhile I'm over here fanning my mouth from pepperoni

I hate it so much lol Ruining people's lives, but go off and get your bread I guess lol

That and sports betting are like 90% of the ads I get now

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Always!!!

A wonderful cushion for a handsome head~

We takin' up space!

Shush lol

Like a graceful pig!

Thanks, and that would be nice, always welcome!

Thanks 🥰

Also a side alt because why not lol

Only contained by arm rests lol

Happy Wide Wednesday!

Nothing wrong with two chubby bellies squishing~

It's what bellies are for, after all! 🐷

Indefinitely if snacks are involved 👀

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Sharing is caring!

Careful, you're pretty heavy yourself these days!

All the rubs!

Belly-simo~ 🤌

Yes, good :3

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All the better to grab and hold!

Deal :3