Oh she really thought she started sumn huh

Whenever I see one, I simply don’t vote as an act of protest

my director said “money shot” on a call today and I was horrified for her until I realized that perhaps that term is also used outside of porn

And a pound for your replies

It’s a free country Michael (for now)

everything makes more sense when you realize that the average american isn’t very smart

missionary… so that I can keep yapping in between strokes

sorry I should have added “(complimentary)”

JAMES

Girl get in line

Oh 🙃🥹 well I may have a pretty one but clearly not a big brain

it’s literally in the photo

🥰🥰

yes and you won 🏅congrats!!

Went here and it was #FCF every day

Heated Rivalry episode 1

I’m more of an April Grower…

A modern day gay man version of princess Di

my favorite thing to do is add items to the shared grocery list I have with my BF while he’s physically at the grocery store just to see what he gets

coming out as bluesky’s newest BGB

Who’s gonna join me on Pretty Girl Avenue

Canyon Coffee (bougie LA coffee shop) opened in my neighborhood 2 weeks ago. There has regularly been 50 people in line every time I walk by and I just genuinely question the sanity of people hopping into a line that long for COFFEE.

THANK YOU

the monitor for the desk I’m at in the office wasn’t working so I called the IT guy and he said he had to take it out of “DP mode” to get it working 😳

it sounds like my friend is losing his job and like I don’t want to lose my job but I also don’t want to *do* my job; does that make sense?

vacation sex>>>>>

they started strong with the cheese shape for the V but then seems like they got bored with the rest of the letters 😆

It’s obviously the Oscar Meyer weenie-mobile deconstructed and poked with 2 toothpicks. Why are there 2 Wisconsin outlines tho?

it’s not not giving @mynameistyler.bsky.social 😏