a strange stone horse statue floats above a green field
Another painting I did for "Swords Without Master" by @epidiah.bsky.social
Thank you @portablecity.bsky.social for the fantastic art direction!
The Fedex shipping portal gives you a concussion every time you use it more than once a day.
Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning
American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV
french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts
British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault
"this is a simulation" "this is a sitcom" wrong. this is model UN
I just think that, much like there is no version of international law countries would sign on to that would make invading Afghanistan after 9/11 illegal, there is no ethical standard by which people would abide that requires you to allow your child to be subjected to an explicit witch hunt
Carousel is the best song of the 90s. The first verse is legitimatally brilliant songwriting by Tom DeLonge, just a firehose of killer vocal hooks.
Letters on the page are just shitty little drawings when you get down to it. Oh cool you can draw the letter W, I can draw a whole dragon.
Choose Your Weapon
Thank you!
If you like wind, I have good news for you. April is the windiest month of the year for a large portion of the Contiguous U.S. 🍃
it was through the dharma that I was able to calmly absorb such news as "Kristi Noem's husband's bimbofication fetish."
Waffle House, etc.
Your month your goblin
again this is the type of shit that has been considered evil for roughly as long as we have had the word "evil"
This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation.
I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment.
This summary is just fantastic.
"zillow is hentai" -Reba MackEntire
It is also worth adding that almost nothing we provided to Ukraine is even relevant to this conflict. The only thing that would be is the PAC-3 and we gave a borderline negligible number of interceptors.
We're not using GMLRs, Bradleys or 155mm rounds to fight Iran. This is completely made up.
My last offering while at CIRA...
A new toy on the Satellite Library: satlib.cira.colostate.edu/media-archive/.
It's a random imagery button that will take you to something new every time you click it. Enjoy!
Hilarious to try the upward-facing bus throw on this.
“Iran has Tomahawk missiles, a fact we disclosed only after a Tomahawk was caught on camera striking a school, in Iran, during a US bombardment consistently of hundreds of Tomahawk missiles”
-if your news org isn’t openly attacking this claim you may as well run Sandy Hook false flag theories too
A big sunfish traveling with other sunfishes through a stream floating in the sky. A group of people are watching it from the ground
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“Trump gets asked question, response visibly demonstrated he literally has no idea what he’s talking about, everyone just moves on without acknowledging this” is one of the most infuriating patterns of the last decade
1. They like Republicans & want them to win.
2. These are their friends in the chats & they only report on this stuff when they absolutely have to.
3. They don't actually see anything wrong with "slurs against Black and Jewish people" b/c they're marinating in X, the every slur platform
"We're fighting to win the war"
We are a week in and absolutely nobody has any idea what the political aim we're attempting to achieve is. Win what? Literally what are we fighting to achieve at the moment.
I have absolutely no idea atm if we are close to winning because I have no idea what we want
paging idk 150-200k people hop on a plane. yeah the one from the airport thats currently on fire
A screenshot of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, with Luke defiantly standing against the Emperor. The 90s-style captions read: "You've failed, your highness. I'm forklift certified, like my father before me."