Herrick says "gather ye rosebuds while ye may," but I don't really have space for that many sleds.

Be sure to leave it a saucer of olive oil infused scarab husks in keeping with our sacred scripture.

Fortunately, Florida's economy doesn't rely on tourism or the elderly.

So we meat again Typo, my old enema

No spoilers!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please read it out loud to them

Fake it till you make it
clear you're not gonna
make it.

Since it's a memorial center, Trump has to be dead to add his name to it. Sounds fair.

"Oh, my God! My valve has just completely closed."

The really fancy hotels provide umbrellas in the shower for just such occasions.

Tofutti break!

BBC Four - Lindisfarne’s Geordie Genius: The Alan Hull Story Sam Fender traces the career of fellow Geordie music legend Alan Hull of Lindisfarne.

I love this whole album. Dan the Plan is always running in my head. I've been wanting to watch this BBC doc about him.
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Finally, someone notices me.

Oddly, no horses in this show. Too bad.

Do slightly more than half oppose it? 🤔

I'm waitin' for my...

Is it wrong to answer a rhetorical question? Yes. Oops.

How dead is she?

Maybe they didn't get the memo from Nietzsche that Christianity was a philosophy of weakness.

People keep telling me to keep my head out of the gutter, but it really is the best place to get hit by bowling balls.

Become a horrible magician with this one simple trick!

I shudder when I see huge wooden frames set up to protect new trees. I've wondered what a better alternative is especially in urban areas. I have also thought about harvesting "nuisance" trees - trees growing in places where they will be cut down and replanting them where they can grow.

Are you saying "boo," or "boo-urns?"

Meaner than a junkyard dog too!

Don't you fret. They should have adequate AC at the venue.

With God's help, MTG's weather control bill will pass so we can finally prosecute the fossil fueled industry executives.

Life must've been so hard before toilets. When would you have had time to check your socials?