I don't really mind when someone mentions "god" in a song. Gotta blame someone for them cheating on you. But there's a whole pre-christian pantheon to choose from.

80s record stores were a trip.
Am I going to use my parents money to buy a 33? Maybe a 45. Or a full album on tape. Maybe I buy multiple singles tapes? Maybe I buy a tape or 45 for the b side song? Who the fuck knows? Not me!

Of course I still love every "our song" from every past relationship.
No matter how those relationships ended, we picked some bangers.

Of Monsters and Men - King And Lionheart (Official Video) YouTube video by OfMonstersAndMenVEVO

You're a king and I'm a lionheart
youtu.be/A76a_LNIYwE?...

So Ann and Nancy Wilson are goddesses right?
The Holy Sisters of Rock.
Yeah, that sounds right.

Me: so what kind of guy are you looking for?

Date: someone who’s big, strong, healthy and has a green thumb

Me: you just described the jolly green giant

Not interested in getting a hobby other than gazing into the middle distance for a while.

[overheard] *tinnitus*

me: the Dyson hand dryer didn’t dry my hands. moving my hands back and forth for 5 minutes trying to get the Dyson hand dryer to dry my hands dried my hands

my gynecologist: what

There’s little that can reduce you to tears quite so exquisitely as the right piece of music at just the right time.

That said, a well timed football to the testicles does come close though.

The idea that people think that one guy destroying a jesus statue is way worse than committing a genocide tells you everything you need to know about "western values"

The idea that people think that one guy destroying a jesus statue is way worse than committing a genocide tells you everything you need to know about "western values"

So many white people think Black people are some media creation. SMH

Of course I still love every "our song" from every past relationship.
No matter how those relationships ended, we picked some bangers.

🫶 hells yeah

Did it work? Asking for a friend

Regina Spektor - "All The Rowboats" [Official Music Video] YouTube video by Regina Spektor

Wait let's get into some meta artist dread shit
youtu.be/2CZ8ossU4pc?...

I'm drunk again

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

Immigration ain't the same. The Trump surveillance state clenched down hard. I went through the fiance visa process to bring my partner to America to marry me a long, long time ago. It would not be the same today & it was hellish then. They're putting limits on who can come here & how left & right.

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

worms eat poop and poop dirt. they’ve pretty much got it all figured out

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know (Official 4K Music Video) YouTube video by Alanis Morissette

youtu.be/NPcyTyilmYY?... Fun fact (not the fact you think)
This is guitarist Dave Navarro and bassist Flea. 🌶

One of these days, someone will make a reality show of video essay creators making videos about how reality shows are trash.
That is the kind of meta that I require now.
Y'all have done this to me.

I’d be fucked if our thoughts appeared as subtitles above our heads when we thought them.

I already say way too many of my intrusive thoughts out loud. Don't need y'all seeing the rest of them.

Socialism is a massive step in the right direction. But Socialism will only truly work as a stepping stone to Communism. Your great grandchildren may be able to achieve that if we achieve Democratic Socialism now.
Your great grandchildren. Not mine. I ain't having no kids.

i bet it feels so good to be a grocery store veggie when the little showers turn on