Killing Bill O'Reilly

I did a double take I know a Fernando Zucca and I was like he's 6 years younger than me how did he do that in 1901??

New phone who dis

DG The Daily Galaxy A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to 'Restore Pluto to a Planet,' and NASA's chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No. They know why."

God and whatnot

Looking good

It’s a great day to set up a recurring donation to an NGO like Doctors Without Borders, the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund, or the World Central Kitchen

Just having a laugh on a Saturday evening my foundation.

You also should never take one over to make it into your own personal Doom or Minecraft server. Never ever.

i showed my wife cunk on earth and she said this show was built for you and i said yes it was.

Let me exercise mine: go fuck yourself Jake.

Not one iota of hyperbole. This is *exactly* what's goin' on.

No one in the Orange Yeti's administration could last 3 days in a real job.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

With a few side projects to go to the moon and such. But 99% kill people.

When's your book on Trump's dementia coming out Jake?

Coulda been a bit

And there’s your title for the eventual, definitive book about this presidency:

Walking Around With No Legs: The Second Trump Term

If I were president I would literally have the strait of hormuz open as fuck 24/7 with nonstop ships sailing to and fro delivering all types of shit. Must be a skill issue that he can’t get it open. Sucks to suck.

Teaching their daughter to rappel down the cliff facing down, Ranger style.

I am expecting the springy cartoon eyes that pop out with a cool sound effect when it happens.

He's gonns sprinkle that shit on his fries

The dead eyes....yikes

Sparky Caligula

Sparky Caligula

trumps appointees being alcoholic incompetents and trumps jan 6th supporters being pedophiles seems like something historians are going to be studying tbh

Dater Mei

He went missing because his friends sharpied a dick on his face and he couldn't wash it off right away

(bursting through the door, panting)

more like krash patel