“But sometimes rich person give big money to good thing”
Some fucking guy who’s grandpa owned a steel company should not get to single-handedly decide whether a hospital gets built, why are we this comfortable with aristocracy repeating itself
I have queered the algo so hard that I now get targeted ads for both menstrual cups and FFS
Sometimes I consider deleting this app and then I come on here and someone slanders the NYT so good I spit out my juice
Life is an RPG and every taco place that’s between a vape shop and a liquor store is a save point
Tipping guide:
Leave an amount that you would be pleasantly surprised to receive.
If you have no frame of reference, ask a friend who works a tipped job.
If you have no poor friends, tip 100%.
We have been living in a post-trump America for nearly ten years.
It will never be over. The damage from this administration will last as long as the nation does.
That’s why it’s important that your identity, and your intergenerarional intentions, are not centered on the identity of a state.
I’m not saying break up with your girlfriend I’m just saying how good are the poems she’s written you lately
There will now be two bathroom designations, Gay and Other
Get out of my gay bathroom and leave us alone
Go and pee with the cis men you think are so normal and safe, Linda
Never question the commitment of a woman who voluntarily gets in a 20 min line to use the bathroom when she was assigned the express lane at birth
Maybe the reason you think trans people are taking over even though they make up 1% of the population is because trans people keep being badasses who are really good at shit
Like trans people are 1% of the population but they’re 20% of the people you’ve heard of
Get good
Demisexuality has fun little Easter eggs sometimes
Like I just found out apparently people get very nervous about using the bathroom at a new partner’s house in case something embarrassing happens
Adorable
By the time I’m attracted to someone we have already shit in the woods together
I’ve spoken to two adults in their late 30s this week who honest to god believe in dragons
Like “we came up with dinosaurs to explain what was actually dragons” and “there are still Komodo dragons so why wouldn’t there be other dragons”
I did not headbutt either of them and I would like a biscuit
Today a man said to me “can I ask, are you tall?”
Like in person
I was sitting next to him
I said “I don’t know sorry”
Ask surrealist questions get surrealist answers 🤷🏻♀️
Cool I’m getting targeted ads for Datura derivatives
Hey kids, please don’t eat plants just cause the Internet told you they’re magical
Datura will make you be dead
I miss when journalism wasn’t designed to generate a comments section
Me in 2005: “wow 2nd wave feminism was so crazy for saying you can’t be straight and a feminist”
Me in 2026, looking around at the straights: “…. They may have been onto something”
Feminism isn’t your man acknowledging that you’re smarter and wiser and more mature and more capable and carrying all the responsibility - feminism is respecting yourself enough to be with someone who’s on your fucking level.
The best place for a Nazi is in three different dumpsters
A good thing to remember at museums is that, when something is really a gift, you don’t insist on it being labeled as “gift from me” forever.
Rich people don’t understand gifts.
Wow I’m really glad Suzanne Collins’ work had such a broad reaching impact and got so many children familiar with the basic mechanics of oppression & resistance
However I would also like you, an adult, to please ffs stop saying “Omg it’s just like hunger games” and read a real history book
People keep being like “bc of autism I thought people were serious when they said ‘let’s get coffee’ but it turns out nobody means that”
My guy we most definitely do mean it. Allistic people arent just handing out fake invitations as a matter of course. Those people are called ‘assholes.’
I hope we can all admit to ourselves that if all we’re doing is yapping about what should or shouldn’t happen, then what we’ve really decided to do is wait and see what happens.
When white people refer to colonial powers as “we,” as in “when we took over the continent,” it’s always worth asking:
Who is “we?” Are they taking care of you?
White people don’t know what community is because of we did, we would immediately stop thinking of whiteness as our community.
IMO calling in sick to work is part of interviewing your boss. Do it early.
If they:
- push you to come in anyway
- imply you’re lying / need extra proof
- point out what an inconvenience it is for them
- try to use it to turn your coworkers against you
… begin your exit.
Protect the dolls means maintain line of sight on the dolls. Place yourself between strangers and the dolls. Notice what makes the dolls uncomfortable, keep them from having to deal with it. Accompany the dolls into cis spaces, leave when they want to leave.
You have an aura of privilege. Aim it.
It’s good to periodically look around and ask yourself how many of your friends would fight a cop for you
Especially now
But if there was a man in my bed where would my breakfast go
What’s actually gonna happen is 1,000 years from now a trans archaeologist will dig up your bones and cry because it’s the most profound moment in her life
You live in a society that produces people who just don’t see anything wrong with murder. They want to do it. It feels cool.
The state seeks those people, and gives them tools and permission to murder, when it is useful to the state.
That is who we’re dealing with.
The officer took Pretti’s gun and fired it into the ground.
This will be reframed in court as evidence that Pretti fired shots.
This was not an accident.
These dogs are not untrained.