Orville Peck ain’t got nothing on you

It’s 4/20 and I woke up feeling like I was still rocking back and forth on a boat so does that count as being high

Why do I still feel like I’m rocking on a boat, I got off the cruise ship TWELVE HOURS AGO

Coming home from vacation is like a stab to my mental health. What do you mean I need to contribute to society tomorrow

My first cruise as an adult has solidified I love traveling, eating, and spending time with friends 🚢

Miami Ubers are the most unhinged car rides I’ve ever experienced

I speak to my school group like I speak to my coworkers but just a little more unhinged since I can’t get fired from class

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Caribbean cruise (with gays)!

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Vacation starts now ☺️

I’ve come up with my new name after watching the super Mario Galaxy mid cut scene twice

If I get through Tuesday at work I get to go on vacation 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Boston guys are way hotter to me now than they ever were growing up

Gimme a guy with a hoodie and a backwards hat

Market Basket on a Saturday gives Home Depot on a Sunday energy

I would like one of each, please

Raye’s album has kept me going these last 2 weeks

Oh my group just killed our International Business Presentation 💁🏻‍♂️

Gays do business too

Oh yeah, we are going to stay off social media tonight.

My coworker today: “Do you have a date tonight?”

Me: “No, haha”

Her: “Well now you know what to wear on your next one”

Going to a birthday party on Easter Sunday and the theme is “cute black outfits” 🤔

Going to a birthday party on Easter Sunday and the theme is “cute black outfits” 🤔

Mario Galaxy movie was cute

Gym culture is walking into the gym, looking around and thinking “I know him/her”, with never have spoken a word to them ever

#TeamMyki !!!

Hot

It’s a lil blurry but it was a good workout today

Remember when we got to see Chris Evans’s ****

A week and a half until vacation… I can make it

I’m like really good at spiraling

Uniqlo is one of my favorites. They have a good variety of colors!