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Posts by Leo leventhot
@wanlittlehusk.bsky.social u would be so mad/proud if u knew how I went about making this image
Guy gets on my bus:
“Does this go to Willis?
“Willis?”
“Willis tower”
For ref
“Hey sea bream! Ur dad left because you smell like shit!”
Sea bream sits cross legged on the blacktop, butt crack peaking from waist of gym shorts. He tries to look over his shoulder at the yelling boy- Walter- but he doesn’t be having a neck like that, as a sea bream, so he falls trying
Type of maneuver typifying summer 2k26
THAT’S the mother fucking TRUTH of it
AHAHAHA well . . Yes ! But how much u lhave liked volodine is big “ur telling me there’s a Chance” vibe for me
Pressing vat grown bio leafs into my digi diary to commemorate the hyper techno autumn of my cyber fifteenth year
this one was for u in my heart
mitten (mouse with a kitten texture to it)
Gritten (kitten with a gritty texture to it)
serving,
youre right and i do want that
worlds most evil bookstore (heart eyes)
Leash by Jane DeLynn
Myopic has introduced 5 new copies of Leash to the Chicago dyke book ecosystem…come get one or a friend of a friend will get it and then you’ll borrow it in like 6 months
They only talk to me in innuendos, many of them haven’t even told me their name, but they all know my name and they love to give me a big hug every time they see me and say “how you been baby?”
Cannot stress much all the semi-closeted middle aged lesbians at my job , of which there are way more than I expected, love to treat me like their little baby after talking to me one (1) time
Was thinking about how ppl say prince was gay for pussy which I don’t like as a girl who’s fr gay for pussy
Prince when he sees a beautiful woman: what divine delectation does swim cross mine vision/sinful creature I find the me in me become rigid/velvet fawn so wet and narrow/soon to be felled by Cupid’s arrow
Me when I see a beautiful woman: well hello there little miss baddie pants!
Okay like . . . 80 yesterday . . . 50 today . . I just don’t know where you’re at, what you want from me . . Like, I wanna help but I’m not a mind reader. .
“In a ribald send up of womanhood, Leo Leventhals presentation will have the whole family in stitches this holiday season”
the parodic feminine
i am not trans i am a pastiche of the feminine
Left it on my damn ass bus is what !!!
Sometimes you’re in a bad mood and the bus being chaotic seems like it’ll make that way worse but honestly ? Teenage boy dressed like Dracula and standing way to close to you when he doesn’t need to + guy screaming about “what am I gonna do with all this milk” is a great distraction
cuz u fuckin get it dawg
im not here to make friends. . .
HAHAHAHAH yeah i really got ur ass. those should be the lyrics tho theyre better