you know what? i think it just might be.

that’s tim onion

that’s why i love this for us

i think so

i love this for them & us

UAP Groyper @BigBossGroyp •28m The Onion is REALLY buying InfoWars its four panes of ai of alex jones giving birth to baby infowars in 1999; the next pane over has jones & the baby sharing jones’ head “i’ll always infowars.com and grow you” next pane down is ben “tim onion” collins as satan with a scary bat thinking “make believe” and saying “time to crush that baby!” as in the next pane over alex jones yells “your lies won’t touch my baby!”

the groypers are hastily using ai to cope in protest & i’m sorry @bencollins.bsky.social but i’m afraid they cooked regarding your panel here.

love bluesky because the replies to this post immediately descend into people fighting about whether the minions would have worked for stalin

worse actually

beautiful name for a baby

UAP Groyper @BigBossGroyp •28m The Onion is REALLY buying InfoWars its four panes of ai of alex jones giving birth to baby infowars in 1999; the next pane over has jones & the baby sharing jones’ head “i’ll always infowars.com and grow you” next pane down is ben “tim onion” collins as satan with a scary bat thinking “make believe” and saying “time to crush that baby!” as in the next pane over alex jones yells “your lies won’t touch my baby!”

the groypers are hastily using ai to cope in protest & i’m sorry @bencollins.bsky.social but i’m afraid they cooked regarding your panel here.

guess we gotta cancel that baby now

INFOWARS & @infowars •5h Video: 'Homophobic' 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him 'There Is No Mama'

you’re telling me that this is *not* @theonion.com?

INFOWARS & @infowars •5h Video: 'Homophobic' 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him 'There Is No Mama'

you’re telling me that this is *not* @theonion.com?

i mean…

oh, i see hate speech has made a comeback

what if this guest essay was being written by a 17 year old richard? what then?

keep him away from the schools

Richard Hanania & @RichardHanania X.com The New York Times pushing the only form of attraction heterosexual men are allowed to have anymore. OPINION GUEST ESSAY My Wife Is 85. She Takes My Breath Away.

did someone tell him the age of consent is 85 & he believed them?

what can i say capitalism is my favorite pastime

INFOWARS @intowars • 41m GROUNDHOG DAY: Once Again The ONION Lies, This Time on the Pablo Torre Podcast, With the False Claim That They've Taken Over the INFOWARS Studio! — ALEX JONES & HARRISON SMITH Break it Down Here. @HarrisonHSmith WATCH THE LIVE! x.com/i/broadcasts/1.. INFO WARS INFOWARS @infowars • 1h Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain

update: alex jones is disputing this

INFOWARS @intowars • 41m GROUNDHOG DAY: Once Again The ONION Lies, This Time on the Pablo Torre Podcast, With the False Claim That They've Taken Over the INFOWARS Studio! — ALEX JONES & HARRISON SMITH Break it Down Here. @HarrisonHSmith WATCH THE LIVE! x.com/i/broadcasts/1.. INFO WARS INFOWARS @infowars • 1h Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain

update: alex jones is disputing this

Candace Owens & @RealC... •1d X LOL, come on Larry I observed your strategy during Desantis' campaign. You hysterically fictionalize- "Casey Desantis is faking cancer!» "Candace is hiding assets and is getting a divorce!" and hope for a reaction. It just doesn't ruffle me. I appreciate that you're just manic and deeply envious of my home life, Tucker's home life, and yes —you were envious of Casey Desantis' too. Find a nice woman, settle down, and father some kids. You'll be happier. Laura Loomer & @LauraLoo....1d Candace, @RealCandaceO Why are you not addressing my report about Battery L... Show more

she’s calling loomer “larry” in this feud

FINALLY

Laura Loomer & @LauraLoo... • 2h I'm going to tell you the truth about Candy's home life. I'm talking about expunged records, immigration issues, alcohol, hypocrisy, lies and alleged homosexuality. What should I call my series?

you goddamn fool; “candy crush saga” is RIGHT THERE & you still can’t see it

i don’t see him being that hip tbh

i just said it was goals, is all

" now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast." - Ronald Reagan

bikini island h-bomb blasted is goals tbh

master race more like masturbates in the corner while a deformed boer fucks his wife. see you in hell

the penne opticon

because they already did it better & cheaper than we did with significantly less waste or strain on the environment