Does that make Pokémon roblox?

Woke up in what appears to be Boise Idaho, unsure if raptured or just in Boise Idaho

There is a 16 bit rpg dungeon inside of my brain, with a puzzle where every time i hear bright eyes it flips a binary switch between thinking it sucks ass / is great. the solution involves choosing to feed either the cringewolf or the depressionsaur to permanently lock the switch in one direction

hate it when people say “available on all streaming platforms” but when i go to tubi the album isn’t there

Grand Theft Auto 4 is now older than Zelda A Link to the Past was when GTA4 came out :)

Hey nintendo what the FUCK

love that the doofy cheerleader bird is such a hard counter to previously feared monstrosities

The Sega Dreamcast is now older than Pong was when the Dreamcast released :)))

yeah obviously I don’t know these people and I wouldn’t want to annoyingly push for something they might not wanna do for non-public reasons, but it would warm my heart to hear Jeff gerstmann guest on the now-independent giant bombcast

stoked for any friends playing bumbershoot but man, I remember when it was 100+ bands over 3 days with huge outdoor stadium headliners, plus comedy and film, at $80 for a 3 day pass or $35 for singles. sad to see that era of large-scale but affordable community festival go totally extinct

dusty old bones, full of green dust

why yes i did panic buy a new phone

y’all really wanna go sing along to a bunch of songs that we now know are about a guy in his mid to late 20s banging 15 year olds, huh

The Original Trilogy

Red faction: gorilla

martira was really like “yo Barton you did the patriot act and we voted you out of office but then you went and did operation desert storm by yourself and said sorry, so we want you back in office”

#metaphor

i’m saying metaphor is fundamentally rooted in PS2-era JRPG design concepts akin to stuff like Rogue Galaxy, Tales of Symphonia and Grandia 3. in a good way, and executed with wonderfully baroque indulgence, but everything about this game screams PS2 to me

Metaphor feels like an expanded HD remaster of the best mid-budget PS2 traditional JRPG ever made

unexaggerated DS9 plot: a menopausal woman with psychic empath powers gets so horny she causes everyone on the crew to become uncontrollably attracted to random people, and after all these colleagues/platonic friends make out for 2 days they just laugh and continue life as usual

Logan paul eliminating cm punk was 9/11

Cena and jey throwing him out was operation enduring freedom

this year, the xbox one is as old as the original xbox was when the xbox one released

love draggin’ balls from my p-line

2 seasons into deep space 9 and somehow the character with the highest body count on the show is… QUARK

Hybrid theory is now older than the ramones debut s/t was when it came out :))))

at christmas dinner my mother in law opted to share that she went to a screening of a “weird Felix the cat porno” in college

How many different platforms/storefronts am i gonna have to get control for free on before i actually play it?

Turn A Gundam into what, exactly?

the page turned and the yoshis grew dumber

anyway Brie Bella single now?

Bystander syndrome killed bryan danielson tonight. We all could have done something and we just sat there and watched.