All these health food experts list the first thing to be healthy is stop drinking alcohol. All I can think is why do all these people want to live longer miserable lives.

Not sure how I feel about tonight’s Daredevil episode. Not enough Jessica Jones and the big fight didn’t seem necessary.

I don’t know why they pay baseball managers so much. Just use analytics. Scoring more runs wins the games. Easy.

The brooms are out in Philadelphia! Braves win!!!

a man in a superhero costume stands in front of a crowd of people ALT: a man in a superhero costume stands in front of a crowd of people

I think I would buy a taser in the shape of Thor’s hammer.

This has been the only run for the Phillies this series

I think I had an epiphany. There’s a difference between being against illegal immigration and immigration. If you’re against illegal immigration, you would be for immigration reform. If you’re against immigration altogether, you’re a racist.

Braves win the series!!!

It’s only April so I don’t want to post anything to outlandish about baseball. But, The Mets are not historically a good second half of the season team. A ten game skid is a very bad sign for them.

I had a dream I found a cheap classic Toyota FJ-40 last night. Now I really want a two door 4x4

63% of Tennesseans want to legalize marijuana. It's time for us to get with the program.

As your next Governor, I won't cave to Big Pharma or the alcohol lobby. I'll champion legalization and we'll tax it to fix our roads. It's just common sense.

Hopefully setting the stage for the rest of the season

I’m excited The Braves are playing both weekend games on national television. Broadcasters know where the fans are.

This is a good plate

That’s a good plate

Jackie Robinson photo

Happy Jackie Robinson Day!

I’m going to see this movie only because they tried to cancel it

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

I get so confused. There’s an episode tomorrow. That makes more sense.

Braves win! Never worried

Text your accountant friends and family tonight and ask them when taxes are due. They love that joke.

You think this Pope is weak on crime? Here’s a picture of John Paul shaking hands with an attempted murdered. He even forgave the attempted murderer. Who did this man try to murder? Pope John Paul.

Of course it’s fake. Deliveries are done at a drop off area for all secure government buildings. Why would a Door Dasher be allowed to interact with anyone other than security?

NBC brings back baseball with two straight Braves games. Seems like NBC knows where the fans are.

How does that happen when our population is booming?

Have a game Ozzie.

I like The Guardians black uniforms with the C on the chest. Could Braves do a navy blue with a red A in a similar fashion?

We got a III!

We getting Michael Harris III?

Undefeated in new unis