We switched from the beer to Mad dog because the pharmacy machine couldn’t keep the beer cold and they figured the mad dog was better warm.

Trump entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb, and Iran wouldn’t fight back.

This kinda feels like a theme.

When I was working in a big hospital that treated a lot of no-insurance emergencies, doc would prescribe alcohol for dependent patients in the hospital for emergency trauma. They would get a shot of MD 20/20 or a can of old Milwaukee light twice a day at 10a and 10p.

Congrats to Virginia and I pray that we’re next here in Texas.

if they can pull off 2nd place for 4 years in a row, that would really be something special. Wenger's string of 4th place finishes really would pale in comparison.

Austin: where Texans go to get weird, non-traditional, and often delicious versions of classics that would get a business run out of town in most other places.

So funding drives down lethality...someone should let RFKjr know about this insight.

In light of the news that there might be a White Chicks sequel, a couple things:
1) I never saw the first one, but I have seen all 5 Scary Movies
2) I'm happy for the TONS of people excited for this
3) I will 100% see this on opening night if they have a Kash Patel inspired FBI director

Manu gave a nut & had to get rabies shots

I tell people I am related to him

1) George Gervin’s window tint commercials are iconic.
2) Every spur this century has made funny HEB Commercials (even Timmy & Kawhi)
3) Ginobili is the most Spurs Spur to ever lace them up.

My middle school had a copy of this and so it was in the “movie day” rotation for a few years. I was an adult before I ever got to see the end.

Lob to Wemby is equally beautiful and unstoppable. #GoSpursGo

No, we just called him “Timmy”…which also kind of proves your point.

That’s what they came off the warmups back in 97.

McDonald’s Trump wishes he could pull 100k at a rally

That’s going to be an eternal meme. I can feel it

Spurs gonna Spurs

I always hated Scorpion (good quality in a villain) and he makes me hate him even more (good quality in an actor).

This guy using “Class 1” to remind us that he really remembered what that was. We all know Pete is more of a Class 6 kind of guy.

Changing his name to Tepr isnt much of an improvement, but I'm proud of him for overcoming those obstacles placed upon him at birth.

While I've never liked Chelsea, I've always kinda liked Frank Lampard. Despite his horrible time with as a manager at Chelsea, it's nice to see him figure things out and coach Coventry to promotion. England's lack of English managers always amazes me.

I’m really disappointed theyre not known as “Fuckers” and instead went for the lesser available portmanteau

The nostalgia of putting on a movie outlives the inconvenience of dropping $20 on a new release.

I think you mean “Trump cuts to NWS endanger Americans”

GOP are not built to legislate, they’re built to obstruct and complain. They have no clue how to legislate with a goal in mind. Thats why the power brokers have gotten the judges to do the actual work for them.

Going for the Declan Rice model, win a lower tier Euro trophy, then sell your crown jewel for a mint. Hopefully they don’t mess it up like West Ham did.

Victim blaming is easier than facing the actual problem.

I’d rather see the Pope talk policy than the President talk religion.

Arsenal and their assault on the enjoyability of the game and PSG’s sovereign wealth are the only real villains left.