In this world of stupid apps and shit shout out to jack box games for never making me download an app

this shit is driving me bananas

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

my friend busts through my door shouting “IT'S TRASH BOYS TUESDAY FUCKER!!” he continues “Grab your gun and tuck your penis, it's gonna be a wild ni-“ hes cut off by me saying “I can't do a Trash Boys Tuesday. I have work.” hes stricken with grief “But... But it's trash boys tuesday...”

a blonde woman speaks to a brunette in a lesbian bar, “HEY SHAWTY, WANNA GET OUT OF HERE AND WRIGGLE OUR BODIES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER UNTIL WE'RE KIND OF HORNY BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE SEX?” the brunette responds: *SIGH* “YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SICK AS HELL” END

THE CELL GAMES HAVE STARTED IN MEET & FUCK ISLAND

I don't know what the action item would even be here, is it so reporters have astroturfed leverage to ask candidates to condemn someone that neither they nor the voters have ever heard of

"Do you agree with Glup Shitto"

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Social media and group chats have microwaved the brains of the ruling and media class. They set that shit to POPCORN and let it go until it smelled like burning.

*Cosmo from The Fairly Odd Parents voice* Could estrogen have saved her?

Pretty and Powerful Princess

i had to go into my archives to find this

Healer in your party🐺

Healer in your party🐺

two full body digital illustrations of four murasame from zeta gundam in full colour, with the swatches to the side. on the left, four stands in a side profile, one arm raised up behind her head. on the right, four has her arms outstretched, laughing as she runs. her purple tunic/shirt/dress? billows about her.

her purple mass will never make sense to me and that is okay

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

it's really a profound experience to go from being 15 not understanding why an adult got annoyed when you said you liked something "as a kid" to being 30 seeing teenagers on social media get Nostalgia for things from 2019 and having an aneurysm

every other video game video essay

It’s interesting how socialists should always be managing their politics and criticism in reference to what Democratic leaders find acceptable because they might be deemed ungettable voters when 1/3+ of the country already consistently opt out of standard bourgeois electoral politics (voting D or R)

We are continually being told to moderate our politics to remain viable within a “coalition” that represents a shrinking fraction of the country and in reality represents the capitalist class and is highly influenced by funders and consultants

I couldn't help myself

going through a lot right now

Let's call this policy what this is.

It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.

It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.

It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

Boss, I’m calling in my time-off as we planned.

Driving to the hospital now.

My wife.

She’s going into Patlabor.

She’s playing educational games

Yeah man for sure rice shower

thank god this site is free