holy shit that's a lot of amps and cabs lol

does apple have to find someone else with apple as their last name or does the new ceo just change their name to apple

rip tim apple

oh hell yeah

let’s fucking go

fucking ruraloids are mentally ill holy shit

like, i'm assuming that's just another day at the office for the fbi at this point lol

just imagining him drunkenly mistyping his password over and over, getting locked out, and proceeding to freak the fuck out because he assumed he must have been fired makes me so happy lol

this man is incredible and i hope trunp never fires him lol

go back to twitter with that stupid shit

You wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? When you get where you're going take off your shoes and socks. Walk around on the carpet and make fists with your toes.

Exactly one year ago today:

lol

im so glad i was able to post this because imagine if the website just totally fucking died and my final skeet ever was about clavlicular lol

bsky dot app is my favorite website that usually works !

yeag

does ODing mean that calvicular lost World War Mog

everything about clavcular makes sense once you learn that his real name is braden lol

ngl any time i hear or see someone use the word "empire" without an article i immediately stop taking anything they have to say seriously lol

it's true tho, no one has EVER successfully ridden a bicycle in the dark before

vaxxed ??

ive been legit laughing out loud at this for like 15 minutes lol

A FOREIGN PLANET

hell yeah lets go my fellow 30-34 year olds

or theyre just brain damaged lol

i dont mind if hes racist he seems pretty cool

why does he always look like he's about to cry lol

fuck i went to mackinac island once too (i will face the wall now 😔)

i know i'm basically a reddit atheist but also HOLY SHIT HES LITERALLY THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST OMG

lmao people were in dril's replies scolding him for not following people back it was amazing