I got Candy Rivendell for Christmas. It was like 6200 pieces. Adara had to carry the box for me, lol.

Better than Yuli Gurriel and the walking corpse of Jason Hayward.

That said, Buehler can fuck all the way off.

Was always my holy grail for Legos. Congrats!

My top two choices:

“Love is watching someone die.
So who’s gonna watch you die?”

Or

“Just because you feel it,
Doesn’t mean it’s there.”

So many people are fascinated with the European theater, because the pacific theater was so insane, brutal, and ugly that I think it’s harder for people to grasp.

Anything naval warfare WWII, that took place in the South Pacific. Because of the sharks eating the survivors that jumped overboard before the ship sank.

lol, and we still haven’t even gotten to the WBC? Gonna be a messy year.

That will probably get him multiple start, sadly. This team has less depth than last year.

The guy that’s in charge of medicine and performance is a fucking idiot. Preller has brought in nothing but yes men. I’m sure he’s going to have a chance to prove he’s washed.

Not sure if you saw it, but the Padres are bringing in the ghost of whatever is left of Marco Gonzalez.

I remember the padres giving Matt Carpenter a two year deal. Few things dumber than giving bigger deals to aged and washed vets that just had a ‘one last hurrah’ type of season.

Joe was so bad for SD last year, that he couldn’t even help that team. Despite them having no bench.

After seeing the differences between what Portland has done with him, and without him, I’m about to send a tip to ICE saying he’s in the country illegally.

Looking at what the Blazers are doing with an emergency interim HC, and wondering where the Chauncey defenders are now.

The perfect .gif does exist.

This wasn’t a @sirnemo.bsky.social post. But it could’ve been.

youtu.be/7odMzSb6WUQ?...

Damnit, sorry for your loss.

I’ll take a new WC. Yes please.

DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE' The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.

“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.

“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.

“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”

Damn. That’s cold, but funny. Also sounds exactly like what Candy would say.

In today’s category of fucked up, but funny.

I’m trying to picture a sales department doing heavy manual labor. Sure, there’s exceptions, but generally, it’d be a hilarious disaster. Like the office spilling the pot level.

100% agree. We’ve all seen it. Some people are never happy, ever. No matter what.

My rationale was that it couldn’t buy happiness. But that it was sure a hell of a lot easier to be happy when you weren’t stressing over paying the power bill.

Swarm of Righteous Teens Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7 Damage Resistances poison, psychic Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated Senses passive Perception 17 Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn. Actions Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

i decided they needed a statblock

This is bizarre

Yeah, this is the one.

I just tried. I couldn’t make it through 30 seconds of it.

Tombstone.