sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... # © • 39m The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

Make this make sense.

me: jesus said you have to forgive your debtors

bank manager: no

me: I’m calling the pope

Excited that InfoWars has switched sides in the infowars

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

me: we should try tantrum sex

her: you mean “tantric”?

me: *stomping foot* NO

Can we please be done with announcing broad stereotypes to new generations? It’s so tired. There is nothing that’s true across the board for Gen Z outside of the fact that they are oblivious to social cues and they love to suck stupid farts like idiots.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it

make infolove not infowar

I guess if babies were born with teeth there is a chance those mean fuckers would eat themselves right out of there, huh?

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

don't you wish your gf ran hot like me

thermostat a comfortable 63°

her name should be sabrina singer

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Girls and boys are different. If you see a group of middle age women they love it if you say "Are we celebrating somebody's 21st birthday today?" If you see a group of small boys, they love it when you say "This guy looks 100 years old"

"Talks in Pakistan have not failed yet, but JD Vance is on the way."

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

Standing in the yard with my mouth open and drinking 2L of rainwater right from the sky. Took about 1hr 45min

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

women who hate men generally just hate what men have done to them whereas men who hate women mostly just hate what women won’t do for them

the difference is crucial

I let my 3yo watch T2 this year. Wife is still mad at me.

Twitter post from @b0newalljackson reading: 90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.