The headshot after starring in a John Hughes movie

Return of the King of the Hill of the Rings YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King

@misscarter.bsky.social @scottjohnson.zip the crossover you never knew you needed! youtube.com/shorts/1QqHw...

The carpentry equivalent of an usb-a port

At least there is spite to keep us motivated 😁. Swapped to excedrin over here

Well, at least it isn’t the milkman 🤷‍♂️

In the end you are the product, not the customer

I suspect the companies see that as a feature not a bug. Frustration and anger cause more engagement than peace and contentment

Reminds me too much of this

So true! It’s similar with disagreements becoming dogmatic. You can’t just debate and agree to disagree in the end and just get along otherwise

Only on weekends

One might call that “waaaay too late stage capitalism”

That’s one way to save on the cost

Does an alien invasion fall under acts of god?

It’s like being forced to work on your day off combined with mortal peril, or at least more mortal peril than your job normally contains

Every Videogame from 1954 YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King

@scottjohnson.zip …real Fallout vibes

youtu.be/lpC3N-WoYfo?...

@scottjohnson.zip I think you might enjoy the rant about various coin-op machines retro.social/@ifixcoinops...

It’s like they start off with “you’ll never believe what…”. It is inevitably an about a topic that at best could be considered mundane

Yes, Kim is awesome

You will need to narrow that down. So many choices!

The kindness allergy is real

That escalated quickly…just like ‘A Clockwork Orange’

@scottjohnson.zip is triggered now

Never anger your treacle. Fear the treacle

Agreed. Keep the xits in the xitter!

Aaaaw. Kitty bro got your back!

If they bring their pot of gold, I would call that lucky