Puppy dog in stand off with a vacuum cleaner

Dear lord, it was just the baby. Run! Save yourselves.

Dog approaching a vacuum cleaner

Look out for the cupboard monster. It has a loud roar and is very scary. Good job I am around to chase it back to the cupboard. I'm a very brave doggo.

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Puppy dog chewing an elf on the shelf.

Look what I found sneaking around during the night. Not on my watch!

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Dog eating a slipper

My human keeps trying to turn into a werewolf. Luckily I am around to stop it in it's tracks. I don't know what he would do without me.

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Snoozing puppy dog

After a hard day's chewing I think I've earned a nice snooze.

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Puppy dog chews a stick

Sticks are soooo cool! You can chew them, pick them up, carry them somewhere else, put them back down again and chew them some more. Just trust me on this one, sticks are the best thing ever!

Puppy dog in a basket

What's with kindling? Take a perfectly good stick and ruin it. The kindling basket is fun to climb in though.

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Puppy dog pulling shrink wrap

Just helping my human unpack his delivery. I'm such a useful doggo.

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Sleeping puppy dog

Here's me having my favourite dream. Diving into a ball pit full of Kristi Noem chew dolls. Ah bliss!

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Puppy dog destroying a sock

Look, if you wanted the sock so bad, why did you leave it on the floor? Huh? Huh?

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Puppy dog in the snow

NOPE!

Heads up guys. I'm not saying this stuff is cold but I just found four n*pples I didn't even know I had. Snow is a scam my doggie friends, don't fall for it!
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Dog puppy in window looking at the snow

Woah! There is cotton wool falling from the sky. It looks so warm and cozy. I can't wait to go out there and snuggle up in it!

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Dog puppy

My human loves my poop. I think he must have a collection. His favourites are the ones on the livingroom floor, he gets those real quick. I might do one now just to cheer him up a bit. #dogsofbluesky

Dog puppy

I'm new here, not just on Bluesky but just in general. Looking to make some new friends. #dogsofbluesky