Standing in front of the weird lady statue at Cinecitta in Rome.

Cinecitta

Selfie in Sorrento.

Selfie in Sorrento.

The original Wicker Man is silliness until the last 20 minutes, which are unforgettable.

We’re off to Italy tomorrow. Three weeks in Florence & Rome. My first time overseas. I’ll see you when I get back!

They have the deepest catalog, certainly.

We did not win in Vietnam.

Make stupidity funny again.

By the sandwichbell in screening shadow Lydia, her bronze and rose, a lady’s grace, gave and withheld: as in cool glaucous eau de Nil Mina to tankards two her pinnacles of gold.

(Asad AbuKhalil, the great AngryArab blogger, once apparently had a thing where he would read any book or see any film that was banned somewhere. He once said something like “well unfortunately I am obliged now to see the Seth Rogen film ‘The Interview’”. This seems fair to me 3/4 )

In the proposed Trump Library, the world’s largest Child Porn collection will fill twenty floors.

Sorry, no one’s a citizen anymore until we evaluate your melanin levels.

Evil people have the right to enjoy themselves at the Magic Kingdom too.

Hey I just bombed you
And this is crazy
But I need an off-ramp
So call me maybe

and had devoured all up if she had not cried out most horribly, as if the wolves had held her by the legs, at which noise company came in and took away the said cow from Pantagruel.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston) on the left in his office cubicle, looking at his idiotic supervisor Mr. Lumbergh (the wonderful Gary Cole) on the upper right, who has stopped by to remind him again to get his report in.

Office Space (1999)
Mike Judge was really "in a zone" when he wrote & directed this satire on desk work. A film that slowly found an audience, it is comedy unstained by sentiment. Instead of giving the lead to some star, Judge chose the excellent deadpan-face Ron Livingston. I laughed till it hurt.

Karoline Leavitt will be deployed to the good ship Lollipop.

If you’re fit enough to handle an airport terminal check-in kiosk, and navigate a baggage carousel, you too can deploy to Iran

“I want tough warfighters to join me in getting our asses shot off for Christ.”

Now over 80 years old, but still flipping us off. Genius or asshole? Yes.

I Have No Object Permanence, and I Vote “With a brain that’s permanently set to read-only, it’s easy for me to pick strong candidates who don’t waste time planning ahead because ‘ahead’ is an illus...

"Maybe I’m just someone who lives in the moment, and that’s why I vote for candidates who only think about the now rather than about the past, future, or any people who might not be in my visual range at the moment."

Army revises maximum cannon fodder age to 42. Go die in Iran, old man, we don’t need you here.

Focusing on presidential elections that will happen years from now is a chronic symptom of our disease.

I can always count on the “Style” section for a few laughs. “How the Gen Z pout became armor against millenial cringe.” “Is one-sided monogamy just cheating?” “Skateboard club says the Beatles are still cool.” “Can you fake being rich? For a while, but eventually we’ll find out.”

“You’re gonna love the tremendous design of my mausoleum.”

Oil pimps would rather commit murder-suicide than give up oil.

I think what we need to accept, internalize and ensure everyone understands in the mask off, blatant, rape, pillage and gamble era is that the stock market actually wants the lies and always did.
It was always fragile, false and self serving.

Dow Jones rises 300 points after Lucy's announcement that she is absolutely, definitely, for real gonna hold the football this time.

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Dollard and Cowley still urged the lingering singer out with it.
—With it, Simon.
—It, Simon.
—Ladies and gentlemen, I am most deeply obliged by your kind solicitations.
—It, Simon.
—I have no money but if you will lend me your attention I shall endeavour to sing to you of a heart bowed down.

at some point we're going to need to hold fox news accountable for directing gop policy for the last 25 years