DTF St. Louis :(

Amazing!

It’s very silly, I love it!

This was not a serious question, I am aware dietary needs exist

Why does unsalted butter even exist

Is one of those things enjoying his many hundreds of millions of dollars

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

She's poking at something true—yes, the courts do interpret laws and occasionally declare a law unconstitutional—while still being fantastically wrong

Well, now I want it more.

I'm Reading a 900-Page Novel on an E-Reader the Size of My Library Card, and It's Going Great The Xteink X3 e-reader is about the same size as a library card, and big enough to contain your entire library.

make a smaller one i dare you

guys, this is how you lose the time war

In the background, huge banks of cloud before a blue sky. Before them, New York’s skyscrapers of the period catching the sun. It looks cold and bracing. Smoke rises from most rooftops. In the bottom third of the painting, the dark Hudson River with a three funnelled liner, a tug, a long white boat and more. Despite there being no individuals in view, it’s a painting about activity and endeavour.

Hudson River Waterfront, New York City, by Colin Campbell Cooper, c.1921.

HAHA I HAVE CREATED A TOOL THAT WILL TAKE YOUR JOB AND ENSLAVE THE MASSES AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT

[people get mad at me]

whyyyy is everyone being so mean 😢😢😢

That’s where I bought my first edition hardcover of Kavalier & Clay! In 2000!

This used to be my favorite Borders :(

Big Money Is Betting on Bagels

Loved reading about how private equity is going to ruin bagels

"We already have Wonka at home"

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

This Dual Screen E-Ink/LCD Smartphone Is One of the Most Ill-Conceived Tech Products of the Year With the Hibreak Dual, Bigme promised the world's first dual-screen color e-ink/LCD smartphone. What it delivered is downright bizarre.

LOL

(I can't even get the article to load; it keeps crashing my browser.)

Who's there? Just a girl. Get out of here!

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

“VP Vance? Oh, I knew him. ‘Rizz-Free JD,’ we all called him. And he was. He really was.”

The house elves love being slaves, actually. They get upset if you take their slavery away!

I appreciate that his ultimate takeaway as a New Yorker was "go to Nitehawk instead." I do! I shall!

I haven't been willing to put in the effort to use KOReader. It's too fussy to set up

The lack of front light is a little annoying, but I don't like trying to sync between the two devices, so I just remind myself that paper books need lighting too.

I swore by the Palma 2 for a couple years and it's a great device, but I just LIKE the X4 more.