If you’re making movies into homework you’re doing movies wrong.

HUNGRY | Official Trailer | Directed by James Nunn, starring Madison Davenport YouTube video by Sky TV

I'm in.

youtu.be/aHZrv6CSTuA?...

They did it. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Ted sum up living in BFE.

Me:

take the wrong lesson from a movie

Trainspotting: be the first in your friend group to try heroin because the last guy to get hooked dies first

Thank you!

Everytime I hear I would have been better off just breaking it.

Me:

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

This is how I know you aren't from the Midwest.

MULDER: The Director of the FBI wants us to investigate a disease where he wakes up with headache, upset stomach and a wet bed
SCULLY: Mulder, I think he's just hung over
MULDER: Sounds like you haven't heard of a little thing called the Tijuana Blues

did they do spring training at the 49ers’ practice facility?

Holy Shit. DARBY ALLIN.

25 dollar tickets. How can you say no.

I fucking love Cigarettes @ Sunset. That new EP is perfection.

Breaking: Japan decisively resolves the Strait of Hormuz situation

a man says i can already smell the weird while standing next to two other men ALT: a man says i can already smell the weird while standing next to two other men

Dexter and the Moonrocks tickets purchased...

what i like about RJ Decker is that too few shows are confident enough to burn off a plot as good as “ex-con PI and his ex-wife’s new wife uncover a Cuban spy/grandma who is hunting geriatric dissidents for stealing a diamond from Castro 50 years ago and hiding it in a baseball” in a single episode

Millennial men learned how to do non-toxic masculinity from Jackass.

DMR notification saying Vance is coming to campaign with Nunn.

I haven't felt this good about IA-03's chances to flip back blue since I moved here in 2018.

@realfollowers.bsky.social why don't you give me a number.

We don't fuck with ghosts Craig....

‪This does mean Iowa hasn’t won El Assico since 2021. ‬

Hey Ted sum up 2026 so far with a gif.

Okay....

Nine days after destroying my ankle and currently at the would it have been better just to break it. Since apparently that pain is less.

This is like watching a liberal dad explain to his incel son why hating women because they're women is wrong

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

Absolutely incredible they traveled over 600k miles over 10 days and hit the water on the exact minute that it was planned.

NASA > private sector weirdos

I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine