it’s a great day to remind yourself why you should hate bezos and amazon w a burning religious conviction

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

We're really spoiled for them in parks around here, I love when they all start to bloom this time of year

A photo of an orange brick mansion on a hill in a public park. It sits in the middle of a bright green lawn with stairs leading up the hill through two terraced levels. A cluster of trees in bloom are off to the left, and a wide blue sky with thin, wispy clouds fills the top 2/3 of the photo above the mansion

*Extremely Midwest voice* It'd actually be really nice out if it weren't for the wind

i love her

gay guys LOVE songs

Good morning, happy Thursday! Blast Slayyyter in the office today to scare the straights.

republicans: 'taxation is theft'

actual republican policy: 'we're thieving the working class'

Wednesday Wisdom

An image of the brush buddy from the Witch Hat Atelier anime with its tail curled around itself

Hell yeah, new anime little guy to obsess over

NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC.

Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

Y'know what, that's fair. I have to constantly resist the urge or I might black out and wake up an hour later buried under a 6ft pile of sandwich wrappers 😅

A selfie of me in my car after a workout, half smiling in a green shirt with a bandana around my forehead and my hair up in a ponytail

You ever hit a workout so hard you start craving a McChicken after?

Screenshot of a headline from politico that reads: fears over who can win in 2028 are already surfacing among democrats

Here's the thing: Democrats already know who can win. They know which policies are popular with voters and which candidates are vocally in support of those policies. They're going to throw a billion dollars into trying to prevent those candidates from becoming the nominee.

It's that special kind of sunny spring day when the Olivia really starts to Dean✨

you consider the few things that have pushed these guys into action, and the many things that haven't, and increasingly coming to the conclusion that no matter what the issue you care about is, you need to jam up airports

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Quietly so I don’t blow out his little eardrum: howdy pardner

I never signed a release

Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

Girls love it when you're idly doing something by yourself and a big red alarm goes off and you look up in determination as the theme song hits.

“Drag queens are so sexual and scantily clad!”

Sir, I assure you, there is an entire mattress between you and that drag queen.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Screenshots of Variety's article of Emmy predictions for 2026 - including a nomination for Game Changer in the Game Show category.

A colorful game show set features three hosts seated on stylish chairs with note pads, discussing various shows and prizes displayed.

it's an honor just to be predicted

This is so, so well-articulated.

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

BREAKING NEWS: local gay man enjoys Robyn's new album

So many to choose from, but i love this one