Just over three months since I wrote this, 2032 seems like a very long way away right now 😂😂😂 Those contract negotiations from his agents looking better and better by the day now...

Apparently there was another quarter-final on tonight too? Could hardly have been much more interesting than that Arsenal game! 😜 #UCL

Phew.

Not pretty but it was effective. Consecutive Champions League semi-finals for the first time in the club's history is not to be sniffed at!

Another clean sheet on Sunday now please 😃

#ARSSPO #UCL

“Oh, look at us! We’re Man City and we know how to win games in April and May”.

Grow up.

Thanks for nothing, Chelsea 😡 I sincerely hope Brentford or Everton overtake you and you're back in the Conference League next season.

City showing in the second half how to step up in an important game, which Arsenal painfully failed to do yesterday. Only one result looks likely next weekend now..

Feel like it would really add insult to injury if City were to win wearing this kit, which surely has a strong argument for the ugliest in the history of football 🤢 #CHEMCI

First part of a rescue-the-weekend-Super-Sunday reasonably successful, after a disappointing day yesterday... #SUNTOT #FORAVL

And now for the even more important second part. I can't believe I'm having to say this, but... Come on Chelsea! 🤢🤢🤢 #CHEMCI

And Denmark not the only team surprisingly surprisingly losing on penalties - Italy have missed out now too! A third straight WC without the Italians, would have been absolutely unthinkable 10 years ago! 🤯

Though if Gattuso is the best manager they can find, I'm not surprised they're struggling...

And they do indeed maintain that 100% record in penalty shoot-outs!

I had been consoling myself after Ireland's loss to Czechia last week that we wouldn't have stood a chance against Denmark tonight, but it looks like that may not have been the case 😭😭😭 Well done Czechia 👍 #CZEDEN

Penalties to decide who advances to the World Cup in the Czechia - Denmark game. And as we in Ireland discovered last week, Czechia have a VERY good record in penalty shoot-outs - the one penalty they missed last week was their first ever missed in a competitive shoot-out 🤯 #CZEDEN

What a shame, he was doing such a good job... 👎

(for Forest/Leeds/West Ham/Arsenal/general banter fans... 🤭)

Liz Truss 🤝 Igor Tudor

Gone in 44 days

What a legend 👍

(Bielsa I mean, though @modernlepra.bsky.social is fairly sound too...! 😜)

a young man wearing a hat and a jacket looks at something ALT: a young man wearing a hat and a jacket looks at something

😢 #CZEIRL

Bleedin' hell 😱😱😱 #CZEIRL

Patient hugged armed man to prevent bomb attack at Leeds hospital Nathan Newby, who used kindness to persuade the

What an extraordinary story. A very deserved recipient of the George Medal 👏👏👏

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hello League Cup final my old friend... 😖😖😖

Shocking performance from Arsenal, made it far too easy for Man City, great performance by Nico O'Reilly.

Serious lessons to be learned, and learned quickly.

Back on the horse in two weeks' time please Arsenal, lots more to play for still 💪

#ARSMCI

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

This evening, Eddie Howe became the first English manager to lead a men’s team against Barcelona at the Camp Nou for over 10 years.

The last before Howe was Gary Neville, with Valencia in February 2016.

On both occasions, Barcelona scored seven.

[@Opta]

Now THAT is a St Patrick's Day greeting with meaning 👏👏👏

Mavropanos’ head on Tony Adams’ statue

New statue at the Emirates!

#arsenal #thearsenal #afc

🎶 I'm forever blowing bubblesssss!!! 🎶

Dinos Mavropanos, Arsenal legend!

Arsenal two points closer to the title ✅
Spurs one point closer to relegation ✅

#WHUMCI #COYG

If you squint hard enough, you can see me jumping up and down and hugging a stranger long before this actually crosses the line 😂 #ARSEVE #Dowman #SUPERMAX

Mikel’s gone wild. He’s ordered five naans. Bought the barman a drink with his round. He’s going to skip yoga in the morning and not even bother cancelling on the app.

What a goal from Valverde to seal a first-half hat-trick 🤯 If it was Messi scoring it, we'd never hear the end of it... What can I say, winning at the Bernabeu is not for everyone 😏😏😏 #RMAMCI

He's clearly completely lost his head at this stage, it feels like only a matter of time until his next major mistake 😬

That first 20 minutes may be a blessing in disguise for Spurs, in that they surely have to get rid of Tudor now, and it's hard to imagine anyone else they get in doing a worse job

It was brutal, there are very few people in the world I'd wish that level of humiliation on 😬

I think the officials have felt sorry for Spurs in not sending van de Ven there, nine times out of 10 that's a red card 😬😬😬 #ATMTOT #UCL

Having watched the key moments back, my natural instinct to laugh at Spurs has been over-ridden by genuine sympathy for Kinsky. What an absolute nightmare. Genuinely don't know if the kinder thing to do was take him off or leave him on... #ATMTOT #UCL

Watching the Newcastle game so just checked the score in the Spurs game after 20 mins... 😱 Every time you think Spurs have hit rock bottom, they somehow find new depths... I think Tudor might as well get a flight directly back to Italy from here and skip the brief London interlude 😬😬😬 #ATMTOT #UCL