Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

Damn that is brutal

Ari comes close.

This really is his Achilles heel. He is incapable of handling a true crisis since he can't just bully, bribe, and shit talk his way out of it like he normally does.

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

sucks that it’s come to this, but if congressional Republicans wanted to put up a national gerrymandering ban or multi member districts etc, it would pass *for sure*. until then fight fire with fire

I still have one of those purple Game Boy Advanced models, still works!

We're gonna find out if there is a crawlspace level for his approval ratings since they are now in the basement.

The Concorde was a fuel guzzler that wasn't economical to operate. I can't imagine that the math for supersonic flight has improved in the current climate of fuel shortages and spiking prices.

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

RFK Jr. just said HHS is "cleaning up the risk pool" (i.e., people who are unhealthy) to bring down healthcare costs.

Our mighty warfighters do not get sick like mere mortals.

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RFK Jr.: "We are losing scientists, researchers, and technology..."

Doing this video with a painting of Washington in the background is a level of irony that even he’d probably cross the Delaware again just to get away from

The GOP is definitely a party of predators

Not sure if I should feel worse about the grifter from India running this or the millions of dudes in the US who turn their brains off when they see a (fake) hot girl draped in the flag drinking pisswater beer.

Tucker Carlson doesn’t deserve anyone’s praise for trying to position himself as a leader of the post-Trump American right.

It's like people memory-holed what his last administration was like, it was a dysfunctional mess back then too.

Illustrating once again the extent to which the Venezuela raid emboldened Trump to engage in further military adventurism.

Someone must have shown him pictures of refined uranium oxide the other day and now he has been calling it 'nuclear dust' ever since.

This jackass knew exactly what he was doing.

I can't wait to see what kind of unhinged shit they come up with.

Jeffrey Epstein’s Lawyer Announces He Feels Safer as a Republican

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

We should definitely get a Bluesky pool going on who is going to be the last cabinet secretary standing.

This is definitely what it sounds like when you are winning.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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I don't really see Iran in a rush to make a deal here? The best likely outcome is Trump claims some progress has been made and extends the ceasefire for another couple weeks.