Why did I have a dream I got my nipples pierced in a gas station by two of my coworkers who were on a company retreat with me

Sacrificing a Eternal Flower Floette has been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made

This honestly and genuinely should be the tipping point for anyone who is MAGA and religious. This needs to be the insult they all take as the last straw. It won’t be because they’re so blinded… but fuck, this needs to tear households apart.

I can’t play Pokemon Champions right now because I made the mistake of getting @spfromtexas.bsky.social to play it as his first ever Pokemon game and he’s become obsessed (I’m so fucking thrilled (AND NOT TOTALLY BITTER THAT HE OUTRANKED ME IN ONE NIGHT))

I had a high plains vivillon in my ranch last night

Screenshot from Pokopia with Blaziken and Machoke where they’re sleeping close to each other, making it look like they’re sleeping together with machoke laying on blaziken’s lap

And they were roommates #pokopia

I need to schedule an appointment with my primary doctor to get a medication refilled, but the earliest appointments aren’t until July. That’s some bullshit.

I’m enjoying my first island in Pallette Town, but I have two larger islands to the north and I do NOT wanna fuck with those AT ALL

You have my support

OH. HELLO

I can never move again

More like you’re enjoying the smear campaign lol

Okay but me too. This is serious

Working 7 closing shifts in a row has been tiring and draining. I just want to lay in bed and build Mimikyu and Cubone a home together

But I will say, it’s more similar to Minecraft than animal crossing. Take that as you will.

Some of the discoveries I’ve made are deep cuts from the first gen, and more. Like there’s kñowledge put into these environments.

It’s. So. Good! The Pokemon lore makes me emotional. We can build together!

Pokopia spoilers:

HOLY SHIT THE PLOT OF LAND THE MAN HAD HIS MACHOP STOMPING FOR LITERALLY 30 YEARS IS FINALLY A LIGHTHOUSE.

See, AI could have been cool if it was like Mega Man Battle Network. A cool little friend on my phone. But instead it kills the environment and sends people into mass psychosis.

Oooh what I already gravitate towards

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Titty, ass AND hands in the air

I message the group chat “Barc Barc!” When I want everyone to get on Arc Raiders

Yeeeeah, or shoveling flowers for hours. Also it’s free if he “visits” the island

Thank god resetti can help now

Actor from SNL skit about boyfriends running errands alone holding a yellow flag that says “STOP” while crossing traffic

Loading into Stella Montis like

Work was so bad yesterday that I was considering not being friendly in arc raiders. I still couldn’t do it, and I lost everything for it.

Working one of the worst shifts of my life, but Jane Remover is getting me though it

I want beat up chanel’s #applereplay