Don't tell Dean but I put kale in his pie.

Interesting I thought chocolate would be bad for werewolves.

Don't ask me to help you reach the top shelf then short stop.

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“ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ. ɪᴛ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ.”
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It's not, what a crime is you not taking care of your cholesterol.

You ain't getting pie unless it's filled with kale.

You ain't leaving me Deano and I have to make sure you eat healthy I will.

You're one pie away from bad cholesterol.

You ain't gettin' no pie.

"you know it's not my fault you got the short genes"

"I'll have a word with him for ya"

"oh my god what the hell, Dean I don't loom over you"

||• thank you though I need a laugh 🤣

"if he's being a pest tell him to go away"

"I look nothing like lurch..."

"oh of course Dean's always upsetting someone" he rolls his eyes.

"like you know who the Addams family is"

Blinks. "What's so funny?"

"jerk"

"oh you never know though you might end up being a moonlighting hunter,"

Deano aka the jerk @sideofabullet.bsky.social

vc ; tbuaep2 on TT

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“ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ. ɪᴛ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ.”
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"might be a useful skill for the future"

"out of curiosity is there a class that you could take on lip reading?"

"ah, sorry I was distracted and yes it was meant to be a no to your question"

"well it takes time I suppose"