It’s Florida, where getting arrested for biting a stripper doesn’t derail your city council reelection campaign.

And based on your profile, completely devoid of accomplishment.

You’re still self-righteous and arrogant. Pathetic.

No, they’d respond “Where’s my fish!?”

And yet I’ve still been to the Big Show.

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You know what’s even funnier? The proposed moon base is cheaper than this vanity project.

Ren & Stimpy - Producer YouTube video by atomic

Like I said: you’ve never written anything. You’ll fit right in as a studio suit. youtu.be/rUsZ4w8Lzy4

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And you remembered to include the morally superior condescension!

The Fall Guy Full Final Scene 🌀 4K YouTube video by Boxoffice Movie Scenes

youtu.be/wf7Z1iGwZeo at time index 3:25 or so

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I’ve accrued 23 screenwriting contest honors for 5 projects and worked on 7 movies and 2 TV pilots but please continue to schmucksplain an industry I have firsthand experience dealing with to me.

Tell us you’ve never written anything without saying so.

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As if JD didn’t already have an inflated opinion of himself.

Nobody in Hollywood works until the writers finish.

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences was created as an end run around the IATSE.

What did the Stooges ever do to you to warrant that comparison?

The Orville: Dolly Parton Speech YouTube video by No Watermark Clips

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That’s how backlots worked.

“Have you ever been to Paris?”

“I asked for honey mustard vinaigrette. This is clearly balsamic.”

Frozen II | The Fifth Element - Diva Dance YouTube video by Rider4Z - Otaku Lounge Productions

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We are totally living in the backstory for every post-WW3 “radioactive Rambo” action novel from the ‘80s.

“Reward my feline magnificence with tuna.”

I’ve also seen cat paw slippers.

“We can has fish?”

I wrote this in 2009. Some things may seem recognizable: www.wattpad.com/story/376656...

The Orville Intro but it's Star Trek Voyager YouTube video by CmdData

Okay but you’re wrong. youtu.be/TmbNCRb2vdI

Tell us you’ve never been aboard a warship without saying so: www.mynavyexchange.com/nex/enterpri...

Gold-pressed latinum, and the Federation still had money in Kirk’s time but it was gone by Picard’s, Sisko’s and Janeway’s time.

You forget that the left venerates victimhood.

The Orville Currency YouTube video by Burnouts3s3

The replicator is the reason they don’t use money: youtu.be/FekmqfVY4-k