I've heard Boy Zoo but I think I like Boy Garden better!

Candle magic in progress...

"knock it off I'm manifesting in here!" Me when the familiars (the cats) are acting up. Real witchcraft in action.

Alright gang, @goforrob.bsky.social and I are at the game to see if we can turn this ship around!

Oh same! Every random medication ad I'm like "what have I googled that is a symptom of this serious illness?!"

I like when the Instagram ad algorithm can't figure me out. Today my ads are attachments for my large farm equipment and pajamas with cats smoking cigarettes on them. Somewhere in there is my truest self

Starburst 2 pack featuring 2 yellows

Elite combo. This is exactly what I hope to see when I open a fun size Starburst!

I thought watching The Strokes at Coachella would make me less sad than the tour isn't coming here but they sound so damn good that now I'm just more sad! 😭

Men, We Need to Talk About "Rape Academy" This isn’t about women. This is about us. And it’s long past time we had this conversation

Men, We Need to Talk About "Rape Academy"

“This isn’t about women. This is about us. And it’s long past time we had this conversation”

@qasimrashid.com’s piece is something all men need to sit with

www.qasimrashid.com/p/men-we-nee...

WWE themed drag show and home in time to watch Sabrina Carpenter again at Coachella!

Free live streams of big festivals I'd never attend in person are life changing for me honestly!

Well, I guess my migraine preventative (which has been working quite well) is no match for Kansas storm season

Me? I'm afraid of EVERYTHING! I'm afraid of what I saw, what I did, who I AM. But most of all I'm afraid of leaving this room and never feeling, the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you!

I was happy to get to see you and chat with you!

For no reason at all: when you see an abuser getting comfortable in your scene don't wait for him to fuck up again and out himself. Tell everyone right away so you don't have to sound the alarm after he's already burrowed in like a fucking bed bug.

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

Whoops! What we thought was a horror comedy turned out to be a psychedelic stoner comedy! Since we're deep in Panic Fest viewing it was a nice break to discuss Pizza Movie, from directing team BriTANicK, now streaming on Hulu. We do recommend some weird drug-addled horror movie to watch.

I'm a full week behind on my podcast listening and my boss filled my return to work morning with meetings. So rude.

Being completely alone in a dimly lit room full of saunas and hot tubs after 6 days of watching horror movies isn't the most relaxing experience but I managed a bit

in my day you didn’t let a computer tell you what bands to like, you went to a record store and let a burnout who smelled like used Egg McMuffins do that

I've just learned that the spa has changed their rules and now you can only use the amenities for 90 minutes BEFORE your appointment so I guess I'll be in the sauna at 730 tomorrow morning. But at least I've only inconvenienced myself!

(Oh also it's 45 minutes from my house barring traffic)

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Maybe? It just started last night!

How did I hurt my shoulder watching movies for the last 5 days??

Honestly cannot stop thinking about it...

In an effort to disappoint me personally the universe has put the alpaca show on the same weekend at Panic Fest. Hopefully I'll see you next year little fuzzy buddies!

Sometimes, when I don't feel good, I just sit around and glare at all the people (mostly men) that I don't know that I assume have never had chronic tummy troubles in their whole lives. 😡

Can I be triplets??

A hard back copy of Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke on a tan blanket

Me: I'm going to stop buying physical books because I'm out of room and the library is great!

Also me unfortunately: