telling my daughters how and why their dad and I named them is such a fun and special story. Can’t imagine assigning this experience to a soulless slop machine

Survived thunder dome (Trader Joe’s parking lot after 12:30pm)

Screenshot of a headline reading “23andMe files for bankruptcy, announces resignation of CEO Anne Wojcicki” on 3/24/25

feeling incredibly vindicated right now for never buying into this thing, but honestly sucks for the millions of people whose genetic data are now up for sale to the highest bidder

t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s
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t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g

chuck schumer needs to go. the democratic party leadership is useless. they are not opposition, they are complicit. if you care at all about this country or anyone in it, you NEED to vote against this bill

“it’s a big club and you ain’t in it” -george carlin

barista complimented my lipstick I think I could run through a brick wall if I wanted to

Trump! Is not! Acting! Against! Antisemitism! He does not give a shit about Jews! Neither does his administration! His unelected favorite billionaire openly made a nazi salute! Why are journalists taking him and his admin at his word about anything to do with antisemitism! Why why why!!!

beautiful women should never get hangovers it is against nature

This fucking monster has spent $60 million of New York taxpayer money trying to bury me and the other woman he harassed alongside the nursing home victims his policies killed.

This man can go to hell. He is headed there sooner or later anyway.

Oh no a horrible budget that’s going to kill a lot of people just passed, better blame the people who definitely caused this and within whose sole power it was to stop it: third party protest voters

Gerry Connolly sends letter to Speaker Johnson asking that he condemn January 6 violence and bar its participants from the Capitol — a letter that will be sent straight to the wastebasket. What is the point of this

We have Nazi salutes now because nobody said anything about Confederate flags.

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

Screenshot of tweets on 2/15/25 by @mburridgemusic: “I can’t delete Twitter cuz I need to be on here the day he dies” with reply “‘He’ can be several mfs”

is anyone seeing a surge in spam calls since last month?

Tweet by Sam Altman @sama: no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want

The girls are fightinggggggggg

I think kids deserve free breakfast and dinner too, because I don’t think any kids deserve to be hungry at all

All kids deserve free lunch is the easiest position for anyone to take, why is it even a debate

I appreciate the larger point everyone was making in the beginning but I actually think we should stop asking people to do Nazi salute in public

dude i’m done with these rich people. how could you see the utter collapse of all the systems designed to help people in this country and still demand public funding. it’s disgusting now and has always been. ghouls

Damn, if Kamala had won he’d still be alive today. Well, RIP Bozo

i hope all the fucking time and his greasy heart pops in his fat guy chest and then not only is he dead but i wont have to see these fucking breathless reports every time this chomo pig goes golfing for four years

Nvidia now biggest single day loss of a company ever. $600 billion.

Tweet from @unusual_whales saying: “‘Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms,’ per Axios” posted on 1/27/25 at 1:53pm EST

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Sorry I just don’t get why musk keeps getting these national and international political speaking gigs like??? Why is no one challenging his credentials, why should we listen to him, I feel like I’m going insane

Man putting on bomb vest

Super Bowl fit check

Real stressed by this game tonight gang

By the way, white women, you aren't as safe as you imagine yourselves to be.